Rotted Podcast

One of the best bad filmmakers ever Neil Breen is like a low budget Tommy Wisseau.

For his day job he's an architect in Las Vegas. At night, he's the world's greatest hacker with a major messiah complex. 

We argue a lot of the so bad it's good merit and there's a lot of yelling which makes sense for such a rage inducing film. 

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One of the most disgusting things ever put to celluloid, Garbage Pail Kids is the first film based on a trading card and probably the last. This movie is like watching the gross up-close up from Ren and Stimpy for 90 minutes.

How do you take a subversive idea and water it down into a boring kids movie? Full of great little people actors this movie wasted their talent with awful costumes and dumb script.

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A bunch of awful kids kidnap a Sea Lion because they've seen Free Willy. BD Wong's butt stars as the school principal who is just trying to make sure these idiots don't get killed. Cousin Balki also plays Bill Murray from Caddyshack. Will this beat out Mac and Me and Three Ninjas 4 to be the best worst kids movie? Also Jennifer Coolidge does a voice.

IMDB: Slappy and the Stinkers is an 1998 American family adventure comedy film directed by Barnet Kellman. The film stars B. D. Wong and Bronson Pinchot. Its plot concerns a group of children who try to save an abused sea lion from a greedy circus owner.

A comedy from 1999 starring Will Ferrell, Ben and Jerry Stiller and produced by JJ Abrams. What could go wrong? 

Apparently everything. Even with this talent, they put together a movie that only has a couple laughs and can't figure out the tone or message. Kris puts it best as "a fever dream written by Kevin Smith as a parody of That Thing You Do".

Synopsis: A 1980s one-hit wonder band named "The Suburbans" reform for a special performance at one of the ex-member's wedding. At the wedding, a young record company talent scout happens to be in the audience and decides to give the now forty-ish performers a comeback push. The film attempts to take a satirical look at the music business of the 1990s, and compare it to the simpler 1980s scene.

A live action Team America World Police but without a plot.

Was this movie just a ploy to make a set of Army toys to compete with GI Joe?

Was Hal Needham to drugged up from a on set motorcycle accident to direct?

Why did the Barry Bostwick and Hal Needham ponzi scheme fail and why take it out on him by making a dick silhouette?

These questions just might be answered on our first podcast of the year!

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We talk one of the most infamous 0% movies on the entire list: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 featuring some of the best eyebrow acting of all time from Eric Freeman. We talk about how the film came about from the initial idea of just recutting Silent Night Deadly Night 1 to make a fake sequel. 

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On a very cathartic bonus episode of Rotted Podcast we talk Star Wars the Last Jedi. Specifically the 40% difference between the critic Rotten Tomatoes score.

Why is the audience rating worse than all the prequels, DC comic movies and most of the Transformers?

How much of this is caused by the alt-right bots and assholes that are trying to drive down the film due to it's progressive messages and female and minority casting. We look at the last three hours of reviews and found that 10 were from alt right based on the SJW in the review.

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We watched Elves from 1989, a gem of a b horror film starring Grizzly Adams (Dan Haggerty) himself. How have more people not seen this movie? It deserves to be a classic in the vain of Troll 2.

How can you just make your main character dissapear towards the end of the movie? What's with the awful double vision special effect for the last five minutes? And when will it snow? These questions and more will be answered on today's episode.

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On a special episode of Rotted Podcast we talk about Disaster Artist the new film about the making of one of the worst films ever The Room. 

We talk our overall view on Disaster Artist, talk about the theories of Tommy Wiseau origin and where he got his money, differences between the movie and the book by Greg Sestero and which cameo is our favorite.

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Merry AXmas! On our second episode of SNDM, we watched Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. This movie is full of people on fire, puking and giant cockroaches so pretty much right up our alley. 

Why is this one not considered the best of the series? Directed by Brian Yuzna, the visuals actually work pretty well even if the story is a bit jumbled. Will this movie be in the top five? Listen to find out. 

We'll be back next week with Silent Night Deadly Night 3. Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!