Rotted Podcast

Merry AXmas! Starting with Silent Night Deadly Night 5, we are counting down to GARBAGE DAY.

Is there a worse horror franchise? 

Mickey Rooney stars as the unfortunately named Petto who along with son Pino make deadly children's toys for some reason. 

We'll be back next week with Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!

 

 

On a special episode of Rotted podcast we discuss the controversy behind the decision to hold back the reviews of Justice League until right before the first screening. What does it say when a Rotten Tomatoes whose partly owned by Warner Brothers holds back reviews from their site because they know that the movie will be met with bad reception?

Is Justice League really that bad? Adam and Chase discuss and also give a tomatometer rating for each of the heroes which turn out to mostly be fresh.

We also talk about our time at Wizard World Comic Con this year.

 

 

 

 

A reality show where contestants crowdfund money for themselves and then kill themselves. Seriously. This movie should have been set in a dystopian future or at least be a satire but instead it is a dead serious drama. 

This movie basically tries to have entertaining Saw-like deaths and then says "what the hell. You sick bastard. You really like watching this smut?" to the audience.

Starring Josh Duhamel, Giancarlo Esposito, Famke Janssen, Caitlin FitzGerald, Sarah Wayne Callies, Chris Ellis, Lucia Walters, and Brooke Warrington. Directed by Giancarlo Esposito.

On Dead by Dawn podcast we breakdown films and shows in the Evil Dead universe. Most of the time these are classic films like Evil Dead 2 but since we finally reviewed a rotten film, we knew it had to crossover to Rotted.

The internet horror community exploded last week with the revelation that everyone's favorite hockey masked slasher Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th was secretly a deadite and came back to life when his mother found the Necronomicon.

Director Adam Marcus of the ninth installment of Friday the 13th told reporters last week about his decision to take the franchise and reboot it in the Evil Dead universe. 

We'll be back in a couple days with a 0% movie! Subscribe to our channel to hear more.

Today we have a sloppy discussion about one of the sloppiest horror movies of all time Return to Horror High. This movie is the inception of 80's horror movies. There are so many different timelines and realities.

It's also George Clooney's movie debut and he's super sexy. This movie makes no sense and we love it. Will it be crowned best 0% film? Stay tuned to the end to find out.

We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.

All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.

Then just email us at [email protected] or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.

 

 

 

We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.

All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.

Then just email us at [email protected] or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.

This year’s lineup includes Jason Momoa (Justice League, Game of Thrones), Kate Beckinsale (Underworld, Van Helsing), Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, Top Gun), Felicia Day (Supernatural), Michael Rooker (Guardians of the Galaxy), and many more.

Use the code AUSTIN20 to get 20% off your ticket at checkout at http://wizardworld.com/comiccon/austin

To close out our Halloween Horror episodes we're doing two high school horror films starting with 1986 Slaughter High.

The english creators did absolutely no research into American culture before they made this "American High School" Slasher (April Fools Day works a lot differently in England).

Can some cool deaths make up for the overall amateur nature of the film and the absurd twist ending? Find out now!

One of the most unnecessary shot for shot remakes ever made, Cabin Fever takes the premise of Eli Roth's 2003 horror film and adds pretty much nothing. 

Did Eli Roth allow this to be made so that his film would be seen as a classic? If a shovel to the face doesn't kill you, what will? Have the filmmakers ever roasted a marshmallow?

The film also stars the 5th Lady of the USA Louis Linton (Steve Mnuchin's wife and possibly one of the worst people in America.)

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RT Description:

The story is familiar: fresh out of college, a group of five friends retreat to a remote cabin in the woods for one last week of partying-only to become snacks for a gruesome, flesh-eating virus. What's surprising are the ingenious new deaths, which offer a fresh spin on a horror-comedy milestone.

• Rating: R (for horror violence and gore, language, sexuality, nudity and some drug use)
• Genre: Horror
• Directed By: Travis Zariwny
• Written By: Randy Pearlstein, Eli Roth
• In Theaters: Feb 12, 2016  Limited
• On Disc/Streaming: Feb 12, 2016
• Runtime: 99 minutes
• Studio: Pelican Point Media

This fucking show... We watched episode 3 of Inhumans Divide and Conquer. 

Lockjaw gets run over. Medusa gets some clothes. Karnak starts growing weed. Black Bolt does the worst prison escape since 

We try and fail to figure out some of the most basic details of this universe.

Let us know @filmsagainst on twitter if we should keep subjecting ourselves to this show.

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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?

We watched Marvel's worst reviewed property since maybe Corman's Fantastic Four or Generation X in the 90's. 

The show sat at 0% for long enough that it counts. At recording time the only positive review was from common sense media and they just rate movies based on how appropriate they are to christian audiences so screw them its 0% to us!

We ask all of the hard hitting questions that you have with the show:

How can you say the Royal Families name with a straight face? (Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, and Lockjaw.)

How did the show runner and creator Scott Buck get another job after he showran Iron Fist?

And finally does the carpet fight like the drapes?

If you like the episode let us know @filmsagainst on twitter and https://www.facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity/

We might just do it until its inevitable cancellation in a few weeks. 

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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?

On our second episode of Enema at the Cinema we watch the currently in theaters film The Layover.

The film is strangely topical full of category 4 hurricanes and North Korea.

This film is directed by The Shoveler himself (William H Macy) and written by Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby) and Sensei Ira (Lance Krall)

How was a movie like this made in 2017?

Plot: Two friends (Kate Upton, Alexandra Daddario) on a road trip compete for the affections of a handsome man when their flight is redirected due to a hurricane.

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