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  • Episode 19 - The Amazing Bulk (2012)

    One of the most baffling mockbusters ever made. Filmed entirely on Green Screen, using all animated 3d stock footage, this Incredible Hulk film is a parody without any jokes. 

     

    It's available on Amazon Prime for free but that doesn't mean you should watch it.

     

    Does this movie deserve a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? Let us know your thoughts! Also rate and review us on itunes to help us build a bigger audience.

    1 hr
  • Episode 18 -Only The Strong (1993)

    Ex-Special Forces soldier Louis Stevens returns to Miami to find his former high school overrun by drugs and violence. A master of the Brazilian martial art, capoeira, Stevens pledges to straighten out a dozen of the school's worst students by teaching them this demanding and highly-disciplined fighting style.

    It's like Stand and Deliver without all the boring school work.

    Does this movie deserve a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? Let us know your thoughts! Also rate and review us on itunes to help us build a bigger audience.

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 17 - Peacekeepers (1997)

    What's the terminal velocity of rice?

    For our first episode of MMMH we talk the pacifistic action movie Peacekeepers starring Dolph Lundgren and Roy Scheider as the president!

    The whole movie is about the nuclear football so it's pretty relevant with the current administration. 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 16 - Silence of the Hams

    Jonathan Demme passed away last month so we decided why not honor him by doing a bastardization of one of his most brilliant pieces of art.

     

    The film was directed, written produced and starred Italian dime store Leslie Nielsen Ezio Greggio. He narrates the whole movie so get ready to not understand most of it not that it matters because it's mostly nonsense anyways.

     Where to start on this movie. It’s a parody of psycho and Silence of the lambs although a little bit more psycho. This film feels more relevant today. Im sort of amazed it hasn't had a major resurgence with the alt-right community. I mean it has everything the rabid trump supporters and conservatives love. Starting with Hillary Clinton getting arrested. Lock her up lock her up.

    Then we get some tasteful transgender jokes about gender identity...scary. That’s not all, black men beating up cops, jokes about flint michigan, carbon taxing a whole lot of sexual assault and don't forget black face. John Astin, I thought I knew you.

    There are a few clever things that made us not rate it a full on zero percent. I guess if you have 30 jokes a minute every hour a couple have to hit. Some of the best include the telephone split screen gag, the inner monologue but from a diegetic source.

     

    They also for some reason think that just referencing movie titles should be in place of a joke.This movie also has an amazing array of cameos by great directors.

    They also have a completely unnecessary star wars cantina scene.

     

    So overall it's not a great film, but it's nowhere near as bad as the Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer movie movies we got in the late aughts.

     

    Its pretty much right in the middle between the classics of Zucker brothers and mel brooks and the awful movie movies. Sitting with Spy Hard and Jane Austen's Mafia.

    Overall we gave it a 32%

    53 min
  • Episode 15 - House II: The Second Story

    We finally found another 0% Gem!

    Since Terrorvision we've been hoping to find a film that we can honestly endorse and this seems to be it. Will it take the best 0% movie throne from Terrorvision? Listen and find out!

     

    Please rate and review us on iTunes. It helps us out a lot go up in the rankings. Also hit us up if you own a Caterpuppy toy!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Rotted FAH Throwback Ep. 1 - Left Behind (2014)

    Throwback from Our Films Against Humanity Video Podcast from a few years back. This movie is technically a 2% because one reviewer decided it was a 5/5 star film.

    Check out filmsagainsthumanity at youtube.com for our original video podcasts and videos. We'll be back in a few days with another full episode!

     

     

     

     

     

    42 min
  • Episode 14 - Simon Sez (1999)

    Did Dennis Rodman's career ever rebound after this disaster? 

    IMDB Synopsis: Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

    Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days.

    Is this movie cursed as three of the actors died from heart disease way before they're time.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 13 - Mac and Me (1988)

    The best movie about an small ugly alien that gets stuck on earth and has to befriend a boy to help him find his family that isn't ET.

    The Washington Post put it like this in 1988: “Forget about calling home; E.T., call lawyer.”

    Is this movie more consumerism propaganda then Saving Christmas?

    Who buys a house for their wheelchair bound son on the edge of a cliff?

    When the screenwriter wrote that Mac becomes was addicted to coke do you think the production designer just got the wrong coke?

     

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 12 - Term Life (2016)

    WE talk Bill Paxton's Penultimate film Term Life and his only 0% movie on Rotten Tomatoes.The film is directed by Ralphie from Christmas Story (Peter Billingsley).

    How did such a great cast and a solid premise turn into this boring Father Daughter "heist" film? This film is based on a comic book but you would never be able to tell by what's on screen.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 11 - Britney Ever After (2017)

    Why couldn't they just LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. 

    Lifetime does another one of the speculation heavy, fact-lite "biopic" about the love life of Britney Spears.

    Want to hear some great Britney Spears songs? Go to Spotify cause this doesn't have any of them.

    Who doesn't want to see Britney get a Furby? Or have a half assed NSYNC sing her happy birthday. Did you know Britney and Justin Timberlakebroke up with an epic dance battle?

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    45 min

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“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes.