Rotted Podcast

They'll Get You in the End!

We watched the Charles Band even more classic Gremlins ripoff Ghoulies 2 and discuss why it's so much better than the first one.

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They'll Get you in the end!

We watched the Charles Band classic Gremlins ripoff Ghoulies. This movie was a surprise hit that enabled 3 more sequels and helped Full Moon make about 400 more films throughout the next few years. 

We included several clips from the making of documentary From Toilets to Terror that is a recommend to anyone who is interested in this movie or Full Moon Entertainment.

Stay Tuned next week for our review of the much better 0% film Ghoulies 2! Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!

Our second Cannon films podcast we talk the 1986 Chuck Norris Vehicle Firewalker. 

A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache hoard of gold. 

Will this blatant Indiana Jones ripoff be as well received as our last Cannon film American Ninja? 

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From one of the most famous shark eating jet ski memes around, comes Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.

We're joined by Special Guests Filmmakers Muhammad and Josh on our longest episode ever!

The film stars Doctor Who's John Barrowman and a bunch of Bulgarian actors playing Mexicans. 

Synopsis: When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.

We watched the fourth installment in the 3 Ninjas series starring Jim Varney, Hulk Hogan, Lonnie Anderson and the final film of Victor Wong. 

It grossed $375,805 domestically, making it the least profitable of the franchise by far and thus ending the franchise.

IMDB Trivia: Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom. Kids and retired TV star Dave Dragon, who made his farewell appearance at the park at the time the ninjas appeared, have to break Medusa's vicious plans.

The funniest movie about a school shooting since Gus Van Sant's Elephant.

A movie made entirely around the premise of getting Cloris Leachman to say Throbzilla while holding up a giant dildo. Also starring the late great John Heard who gets to walk around with a prosthetic boner.

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On a very special episode of Rotted Podcast, Adam and Chase head down to the Alamo Drafthouse to see the Emoji Movie! Does this film deserve to be in the Criterion Collection? Or is it a two hour add for Apps?

RT Description: This animated comedy takes place in Textopolis, a world inside a smartphone that's inhabited by various emojis. There, an emoji named Gene (voiced by T.J. Miller) is ashamed that he has multiple facial expressions while his colleagues only have one each, and he embarks on a quest to be like everyone else. James Corden, Anna Faris, Jennifer Coolidge, Patrick Stewart, and Maya Rudolph also lend their voices to this film from Sony Pictures Animation.

Why does Ron Siler look like a walking penis?

Live Wire is a 1992 action movie, written by Bart Baker, directed by Christian Duguay and starring Pierce Brosnan, Ron Silver, Ben Cross and Lisa Eilbacher.

The plot revolves around a rash of seemingly inexplicable, explosive spontaneous human combustions and Danny O'Neill (Brosnan), a bomb disposal expert that gets involved and will eventually have to solve the case.

For our episode this week we talk about the 1979 Hal Needham's Western parody The Villain starring Kirk Douglas, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ann-Margret's boobs.

It's like Looney Tunes without the Tunes!

"Cactus" Jack Slade (Douglas) is the meanest bad man in the west or so he thinks. When a bank robbery goes awry, he lands in jail facing a hangman's noose! When the corrupt owner of the bank offers him a job, Jack sees a chance to both stay alive and get rich in the process. All he has to do is steal a strongbox full of money the banker lent to Mr. Parody Jones who needs it to keep his mining operation going. If he defaults on the loan, our "friendly" banker takes over the mine. Ms. Charming Jones (Margret) comes to town to collect the money and take it back to her father, Parody. To ensure the money makes it back home, Parody has called in a favor from a man who owes him a life debt. Enter Handsome Stranger (Schwarzenegger).

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For our episode this week we talk about one of the great Adam West's 0% movies Super Caper.

Adam West is of course the best part. Unfortunately he's in the movie for less than a minute. 

How did they get so many good actors into this "religious" movie? 

IMDB Synopsis: A good guy with no powers joins a superhero team with no clue against a bad guy with no shame (and directed by a director with no talent.)

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