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Part 2 of a Compilation of ALL of Ricky Gervais' funniest impressions, comedic characters, voices, and accents from The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM. His sidekicks, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington, are dumbfounded by the fact that their best friend, Ricky "The Pasty" Gervais, is a world-class impressionist. ENJOY!

CHAPTERS:Comedy Characters (0:00)Karl (7:09)Chris Martin (7:41)Karl's Dad; and Hairdresser (9:11)t.A.T.u (12:36)German and Spanish (14:34)Doctor (17:17)Charlie Says; Pilkington Avenue Locals (18:53)Ross or Norris McWhirter (22:52)Builder (24:11)French and German (26:52)Comedy CHaracters, and Derek (27:58)Karl (31:22)Karl (33:15)Emperor Nero (33:52)Karl (36:28)Ross or Norris McWhirter (38:23)Jamaican (40:48)Karl (41:32)Bruce Forsyth (44:50)Ian Camfield, and Karl (46:04)Karl (46:47)Ross or Norris McWhirter (50:53)Ronnie Corbett (52:44)

PART 1 of a Compilation of ALL of Ricky Gervais' funniest impressions, comedic characters, voices, and accents from The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM. His sidekicks, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington, are dumbfounded by the fact that their best friend, Ricky "The Pasty" Gervais, is a world-class impressionist. ENJOY!

CHAPTERS: French (0:00)Steve (0:37)American (1:22)Russian & Scottish; Loch Ness Monster (2:23)Elvis (5:51)Foreigner (10:15)David Bowie & others (11:27)Leslie Phillips & James Bond (13:49)Norris or Ross McWhirter (15:09)American (15:58)Karl (16:20)Scottish (16:52)Karl (17:29)German & Italian (19:05)Karl's Dad, David Bowie, Denis Norden (22:16)Karl (26:42)Karl & Simon Schama (27:34)Karl & Jamaican (28:40)Del Boy (31:02)Karl (32:36)Karl & Jack Klugman (36:25)Karl (39:44)Mark & his Mam (40:19)Little Foreign Fella (42:06)American (43:45)Karl; Ian Camfield; Scottish (44:39)Karl & Alex Ferguson (48:20)Welsh (49:20)Karl (52:03)Derek-ish Voice & Dr. Frog (52:20)

Every time the late (and great) Steve Wright MBE is mentioned on XFM The Ricky Gervais Show. Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington reference Steve Wright on a few occasions during their XFM radio show.CHAPTERS:S1E4 (0:00)S1E7 (1:06)S1E22 (3:22)S3E10 (6:10)

PART 2 of a compilation of all the Christmas bits from the XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

CHAPTERS:Gift-giving mishaps, value of gifts versus cost, practical yet anticlimactic gift, dynamics of relationships, effort in gift choices, and maintaining traditions in a relationship (0:00)Reflecting on personal progress, celebrating small victories, and recounting comical mishaps in everyday life (3:10)Comedic recount of failed New Year's Eve plans, societal expectations of holidays, bizarre TV show ideas, and reflections on Christmas expenses (5:53)Homelessness, gift-giving in relationships, and childhood disappointments are explored through narratives and emotions evoked by presents (10:41)Ricky, Steve & Karl discuss holiday traditions, corporate gifts, and meaningful gift-giving in a light-hearted banter (19:20)Humorous reflections on geographical knowledge, fish census critique, Paul McCartney's singing style, and debate over Lanzarote as a holiday destination (27:52)Debating holiday destinations, humor in computer voices, disdain for 'Lord of the Rings', workplace appreciation, and listener's email (32:36)Four pillars of rock, favorite hits of the year, behind-the-scenes insights, and the timeless appeal of "Fairytale of New York (42:42)Warning about dubious duo, debate over The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again," assembling rock supergroup, reminiscing about past musical attempts (51:03)Recap of holiday activities, music pick by Paul Di'Anno, critique of "Lord of the Rings" film series, and challenging its popularity (1:02:40)Gold as a lavish gift, sentimental vs. practical gifts, holiday dynamics, and quirky experiences during trips (1:10:55)Tour guides in Lanzarote, Planet of the Apes filming, fictional origin stories, coffee shop, quiz question about volcanoes (1:15:22)Exhaustion and detachment from audience, lack of engagement, playful acknowledgment, resignation, charity drive, preserving show, just playing music (1:27:03)

PART 1 of a compilation of all the Christmas bits from the XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

CHAPTERS:

Early Christmas excitement, TV supplements, family traditions, nostalgia for classic ads, staying clean, generous gifts, and the spirit of giving (0:00)

Gift-giving, childhood toys, technology's impact on pastimes, and a surprising musical turnaround are discussed (4:07)

Banter about being a ladies' man, music research, "The Office" theme tune, Christmas spirit, ultimate roast dinner (8:41)

Nick Cave's "Love Letter" and Joni Mitchell's "River" are featured, along with holiday mishaps and Mike McGear's connection to Paul McCartney (18:46)

Springsteen's enduring talent, family dynamics during holidays, festive music, and missing colleague Karl are discussed in this episode (29:35)

Nature's comedic and thoughtless gift-giving during holidays, last-minute shopping for nieces and nephews, pressures of finding perfect presents, value of practical gifts, and keeping gifts a secret from relatives (37:24)

Emotional struggles of poverty and lack of empathy, indifference towards societal issues, thought vs. value of gifts, Christmas spirit (47:22)

Karl's antics, Christmas memories, family dynamics, and holiday traditions are discussed in this episode (53:29)

Lack of Christmas spirit, quirky traditions, bizarre gift, non-religious family practices, nostalgia, Christmas-themed prizes (1:04:42)

Christmas-themed episode with quirky game, upcoming segments, music break, and odd charm, including Victoria Plum (1:10:37)

Banter about re-gifting, quirky contest clues, "Stone Roses" CD, "Madness" are musical, potential for Blue The Musical, festive cheer and comedic jabs at prize selection (1:17:45)

Humorous look at gift-giving pitfalls, including unconventional presents, reactions, and unexpected moments in relationships (1:27:57)

PART 4 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story.At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

CHAPTERS:Debate on continuing "Educating Ricky" and "Rockbusters," issues on Mount Everest, and educational tidbits on terminal illness (0:00)Debate on societal norms, characters from old estate, educational content on sharks, upcoming competition, and bizarre "knob news" involving a Russian man (11:22)Nature's oddities: parasites, unexpected guests in human body, and their strange phenomena explored with humor (20:14)Sharing knowledge with Karl, discussing education, scientific theories, and nature's role in perception and language (26:25)Nature's impact on historical events, storytelling nuances, Pandora's Box as a metaphor for evil, unconventional news delivery, and peculiar facts about World War II (34:54)Attila the Hun's punishment methods, education, counting fish, awkward sex ed, and the baby that had a baby (48:57)Nature's extraordinary claims, identity, and skepticism are discussed before anticipating Monkey News and wishing a Merry Christmas (58:19)

PART 3 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story.At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 9 (0:00)Enough is anus - There's a bloke who reads asses (1:11)Don't worry, it won't last, it might just be a splash in the pan (4:45)Wool it like a bloke or a woman? - 1 in 10 rams are gay (5:05)A woman in Ireland... "Oh, go on then, we'll get married" (8:07)There's a woman there with a lizard hat (9:24)Flash in the pan - Years ago they used to dig for gold... (10:48)Don't rub it too hard, you'll get a rasher - "Ham it up" (12:15)Recapping previous EDUCATING RICKY topics (14:26)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 10 (15:05)Well, you'd think it'd be bug-head, wouldn't you? (15:50)They can clone people... It's a bit horrible and that (18:31)Oh, what a cat-toe-strophe - Her cat's got 28... (19:38)Is there a disability that's actually an advantage? (20:57)Recapping EDUCATING RICKY (24:33)WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? Headlines - 11 (24:55)World Champion chess player, he helped someone out (26:22)First bomb dropped on Berlin killed an elephant - Das elephant is kaput! (29:20)Karl's stressed (30:39)John's Got a Moustache (31:16)I'd like to film you, secretly... (34:40)Recapping WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? (36:35)A-CID I WOULD SORT YOU SOME SCIENCE OUT Headlines - 12 (37:26)More people are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes (38:16)We've talked a lot about hairy kids... (39:20)A fella who had hiccups for 69 years (44:00)Dog with the wig that we've discussed (44:13)Remember when you talked about sponges? (44:28)Ricky & Steve are disappointed with the feature (46:35)A news story confirms Karl's "Monkey Boy" story (48:16)A fella... basically just a head, and a little body (50:03)Teasing new educational topics (51:11)Nothing about space... It's big but there's nothing there (51:55)Anthropology - Don't you wanna know how a lung works? (52:28)COL-ON THEN, EDUCATE ME Headlines - 13 (53:15)Cut your brain case open... And then wake you up! (53:50)Did I tell you the time... the doctor said I was gonna die? (57:56)Woman had PORK CHOP stuck to her arse for 5 years (1:01:58)

PART 2 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story.At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

CHAPTERS:

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 5 (0:00)I'll bac-on in the morning if you're sick of me (1:07)8-year-old lad breastfeeding 1 (4:28)I put in, "Why?" to confuse the computer (5:19)8-year-old breastfeeding 2 (5:37)Karl PIlkington: Genius or Fool? (6:01)8-year-old breastfeeding 3 (6:42)Put it in a bowl first (8:34)Things you don't see - Old man having a Twix (9:11)Other things you don't see (10:41)We'll have a big fire to-marrow (12:01)Brian Blessed 5h!t himself (16:54)He's a bit of a noose-ance - money for old rope (18:00)I need some education Karl (20:00)Karl doesn't look like a genius (20:31)EDUCATING RICKY introduction (21:25)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 6 (21:55)Hippapota-nuse - flies off at a funny angle... (22:19)Pelican has to turn its head upside down to eat (26:37)Chi-can you believe it? - Transplanted arm goes gammy (27:23)Albino having one of them - What's White Elephant? (38:14)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 7 (43:14)A guy playing tug of war and his arm come off (44:24)Armor gonna have ta thump ya - Shut your face (45:30)woman drank glue (47:10)kids havin' hamburgers makes 'em fat (47:52)you can't hold your breath to death (48:13)Scorpions all help each other out (48:36)Tip included? - Little fellas after Suzanne (49:29)I wouldn'ta come here in Heinz-ight (55:50)EDUCATING RICKY Recap (57:53)I wouldn'ta come here in Heinz-ight CONTINUED (58:16)A fella in Scotland who had a load of tattoos (59:10)Are you gonna drop the feature? (59:34)The web is the new book though, innit? (59:55)Why do you want to confuse machines? (1:00:55)Flies, scientists can't work out how they fly (1:01:16)EDUCATING RICKY I will be ditching before Christmas (1:02:28)Reintroduction of EDUCATING RICKY (1:02:41)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 8 (1:03:24)Get your kit on, we're off down the butchers (1:04:05)Karl's like the Pot Noodle of information (1:06:40)Dodgy butchers - meat delivered round the back (1:07:06)This isn't a radio show, is it? (1:08:11)There's this parrot... (1:08:45)Wash up with you? (1:10:48)There's an elephant in India with sore feet (1:12:12)Woman's breasts insured for 150 grand - Should get 'em covered (1:13:45)Wash up with you? CONTINUED (1:14:43)Get a diary or some paper or something to write on (1:16:05)One of my uncles right, Tattoo Stan, and others (1:19:11)Cheers for that, Oliver (1:22:12)

PART 1 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story.At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them.

EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 1 (0:00)Alien Gives Man a Beard (1:56)Hairy Chinese Kid (5:30)Hanging Bacon (9:36)Recapping 1st EDUCATING RICKY (15:15)Tarantulas Only Bite Ya If You Annoy It (16:43)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 2 (17:32)Don’t Do That To It, You Know It Can’t Live Without An ‘Ed (19:26)What's Tomato With You? (24:15)There's A Shadow Somewhere Pushing People Off There Bikes (27:59)Just Let The Anaconda Sorta Swallow You. But Only Up To Your Knees (30:25)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 3 (36:03)Recapping 2nd EDUCATING RICKY (36:44)Scientists Have Found Out That Worms Get Stressed (37:18)Scientists Have Found Elephants Don't Have Best Memory (38:12)Get A Lobe Of This (39:04)It's Not His Volt (41:30)Stocking, Aiken and Waterman (43:05)Recapping 3rd EDUCATING RICKY (44:15)Karl's Mr. Freeze Pop Near Death Experience (45:52)EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 4 (48:23)Don't Worry About Him, He Candle It (49:51)I'm Kermitted To This Treatment (51:53)The Police Are Causing A Bit Of A Stare (1:00:47)

PART 4, and final installment, of a compilation of one of Karl Pilkington's most beloved features, MONKEY NEWS; and the utterly pointless spin-off feature, CHEAP AS CHIMPS, as well as a smattering of other random monkey bits.Monkeys are near and dear to Karl's simian heart. He spent much of his time during the XFM years sitting at home, looking up spurious monkey facts on the Internet. He would then share this unreliable monkey-related drivel with his two best friends, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, who, over time, became increasingly irate at Karl's evermore outlandish monkey musings.**THE END**

Little Gay Chinese Monkeys (0:00)Monkey Testicle News - 1 (0:35)People are nicking Karl's ideas (1:58)Monkey hospital (2:26)Donna Air lets gorilla look after her baby (2:58)Monkey Formula One driver (3:44)Little monkey on plane goes mental over nuts (6:06)Monkey School of Rock (8:22)Victorian monkey woman (8:45)Monkey News coming up (10:20)Monkey #6 puts on makeup and gets pally with lab assistant - Alright Kirsty? (10:32)Monkey cowboy shootout over woman monkey (13:59)Monkey policemen (17:08)Monkey News last week was awful (19:36)Monkey runs away after argument with father (20:08)Little monkey pornographer (21:16)Karl is the Missing Link (25:29)Monkey chef (26:37)Monkey working the sound desk (29:28)A little monkey home - Something's said... (29:48)Monkey Testicle News - 2 (31:25)Chimp bassist (35:14)Monkey poker player (37:09)