Are Christmas lights still up post New Year's Day appropriate or nah?

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You are ineligible for life insurance because you have parasites!  How do you tell somebody this?

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Somebody's black eyed peas gave Fool #1 the BGS and now he wants his hospital bill to be reimbursed.

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A simple change of attitude can make the biggest difference. The game keeps score. You have the power!

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Is it worth exhuming a body just to get a brush and comb or nah?

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Why would you claim someone else's kid and then offer them less? Makes no sense.

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Fool #1 inadvertently tells a woman that her husband is having relations with another woman.

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Fool #1 paid for a man's spouses rack of lamb and wants it back.

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Does asking random women to pose for a booty app constitute impropriety or nah?

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Will you please bring the party some homemade Egg Nog from scratch? To be specific, will you make Egg Nog with your breast milk?

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