Buckle up for a long one (that's what he said) because we're bringing tea and hot takes this week, followed by some of this week's anon box submissions. ALSO, this is the last chance to get your ticket for our Ugly Christmas Sweater party benefitting Toys for Tots.

Half-Assed Headlines:

-Photoshop flop or not? Kendall Jenner and Jesse James Decker taking some heat!

-Balenciaga sues production company for $25M over outrage-inducing ad campaign

-Why Lizzy Savetsky ACTUALLY left 'RHONY' (page six)

-Celebrity Jeopardy under fire for referencing Brian Laundrie (tmz)

-Investigation ongoing following mysterious and gruesome murder of four University of Idaho students

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