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This chapter contains a female song about her search for her lover at night, followed by King Solomon's wedding procession. Altho honestly it reads more like a jilted lover tracking down the man-hoe who ghosted her after a night of wild reverie, and then her dragging him by the ear to her mama's house and forcing that fuckboi to marry her. Which tracks, because Solomon bedded and wedded a ton of babes. Dude was drowning in poonanny. We got to hear about his purple wood, his sword, his post, his [insert phallic symbol here]... and YUP this is still an erotic poem. Gross, dude! Keep your junk to yourself!

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This chapter is a continuing dialogue between two lovers who stink good at each other under the super sexy apple trees. He sticks his dove in her cleft and then they go at it like gazelles. When they're done, they go on a fox hunt. I don't care what you say — this is absolutely not allegorical.

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Solomon's Song of Songs is an erotic poem, unique within the Hebrew Bible in that it shows no interest in Law or Covenant or the God of Israel. It doesn't teach or explore wisdom ; instead, it celebrates sexual love, as one hot girl asks one fine fella where he parks his goats so they can meet up during the heat of the day for a secret boom-boom tryst under the trees. Husband goes absolutely ballistic over the hypocrisy of this book's inclusion in the Bible.

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ecclesiastes Chapters 11 - 12 plus Wrap Up, Contradictions and Sacrilegious Book Club!

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Chapter 2: Rogues and Sinners, from A Treasury of Jewish Folklore.

In this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club, topics include Tricksters and Rogues:

God's justice; the evil people of Sodom; twins; cheaters and bitter waters; glass houses; baby spoons; and a really dumb robber. 

Next time, we will cover some entries from Liars and Braggarts. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us.

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so it's time for Husband and Wife to play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong.

You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry-pick quotes to back up any claim!

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In which "Solomon" (wink-wink) urges us to enjoy the good things life has to offer before we get to old to shake it like a Polaroid picture, since we have no way of knowing how or when we're gonna kick it. We think this is actually a good philosophy, and the book itself was surprisingly enjoyable with its dark tones and heavy symbolism. Wife murders a song from Pete's Dragon (1977) and we both fail the quiz. But it's all meaningless anyway so who cares?

"Candle on the Water"

sung by Helen Reddy in Pete's Dragon (1977)

https://youtu.be/VGbsrrkZm1s?si=NTbSjVCatZWAsK3B

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Another book of the Bible to mark off our list! This chapter harkened back to the book's opening chapters with all its depressing imagery, and honestly, we're here for it. Grasshoppers draggin' ass, birds tired of tweeting, grinders not... grinding... It's a lesson against growing old. Or else it's a lesson that youth fades. Or wait, maybe it was a lesson about God, but neither of us was paying attention to that part. 

V for Vendetta: "Remember, Remember the Fifth of November"

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https://youtu.be/B4rwvDF3qTU?si=nKWzOQ9rxYoUwumK

"Memory" from Cats

Sung by Jennifer Hudson

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https://youtu.be/KJ_2KOsRI3w?si=XEd0DiOEsJhpYhAF

"Remember the Time"

Michael Jackson

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https://youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?si=ptM2oQosqu-cd9Z4

"When the producers made MJ keep going with the ad-libs" by @csapunch

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https://youtube.com/shorts/sOXzVuV_zC0?si=FRstbVzyX8Nnb40i

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These people didn't know anything about wind, wombs, or Waffle House, but yes, let's trust their so-called wisdom. You wanna know what's meaningless? A book that encourages you to own slaves and stare at the sun.

"Free Your Mind"

by En Vogue

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Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ecclesiastes Chapters 6 - 10 plus Q&A and Patreon Teaser (sign up for Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse.

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