HEADLINES: theories on UEFA's Champions League R16 draw, USMNT POY debate and (new segment) weekly 'what if?'. PREMIER LEAGUE [19:00]: covid so hot right now, City/Wolves reffing, Mikey's silver lining on Arsenal/Auba captaincy kerfuffle, Conor Gallagher [32:50] even hotter right now, Power Rankings and weekly preview. REST OF WORLD [49:50]: MLS Cup reaction and 'Bad News Bear-celona'. BEST BETS [56:15] and GOAWs.

HEADLINES: PSG women's drama update, RBL unceremoniously tells Jesse Marsch thanks for the years of hard work see ya, MLB fumbling the Big 4 bag and MLS Next Pro. PREMIER LEAGUE: more Hammy love, Aston Villa or Lester - who finishes higher this season, Brighton in trouble, Power Rankings and weekend preview (ft Gerrard's Villa visiting Anfield). REST OF WORLD: MLS Playoffs, Der Klassiker controversy, NWSL moves. BEST BETS and GOAWs. Next up [1:04:15] Sammy Vines joins to discuss his move from Colorado Rapids to Royal Antwerp in August, immediately getting throw into the deep end in Europa, insider perspective on US/Mexico f/t who drove the "Man in the Mirror" situation, plus Sammy invents a new official #SamFam hand gesture and pledges to throw it up when he scores a goal for the USMNT (thus allowing me to die happy).

Sam and a Tweedle are joined by Toronto FC's Alex Bono and Ringer's Steve Ceruti. HEADLINES: Icardashian update, Lewa vs Messi for Ballon d'Or and Ronny or Italy confirmed missing World Cup 2022. PREMIER LEAGUE [27:20]: expectations for Ralf Rangnick's United, brutal honesty on lower/upper bounds for Everton and Villa this season, Power Rankings and weekly preview f/t Merseyside Daerby, United/Arsenal and West Ham/Chelsea. REST OF WORLD [1:05:45]: Bones gives insider thoughts on MLS playoffs and Steve brings us up to speed on Serie A and most importantly where Dear Leader Jozay is in the honeymoon phase. BEST BETS and GOAWs. Next up 17yo American Luca Koleosho [1:32:00] discusses the sacrifices he and his family made so he could move to Spain to follow his dream when most of us were still watching Sesame Street, what life in Barcelona was like this summer during the Messi saga, his plans and aspirations for Espanyol and (TBD) national team.

HEADLINES: wildest Icardashian update yet, NBC renews vows with EPL and Man City's crypto shenanigans. PREMIER LEAGUE [12:15]: official predictions for Ole's replacement, takeaways from Liverpool shit-kicking of Arsenal, Power Rankings [30:15] and weekend preview f/t United visiting Chelsea (yikes). REST OF WORLD [46:45]: MLS/USL-C/NWSL playoff roundup, French footy fans really feeling themselves plus why you should watch Serie A. Best Bets [59:40] and GOAWs. Next up Luca De La Torre [1:07:20] discusses path from San Diego to Eredivisie by way of Fulham, thoughts on Mexico/Jamaica results, big brain move RTing his highlight video right before previous MNT roster was announced, what Gregg told him about latest window and the first (and second) thing he will do after we win WC22.

Featuring returning guest Toronto FC's Alex Bono. HEADLINES [5:20]: Icardashian update plus new twist in even wilder PSG drama on women's side. USMNT [14:15]: breaking down the glorious #dosacero vs Mexico and making sense of disappointing 1-1 draw at Jamaica. PREMIER LEAGUE [41:45]: weekend preview f/t Liverpool hosting Arsenal and thoughts on Gerrard to Villa. R.O.W. [1:09:00]: previews of the MLS playoffs with insider Bono and USL-C semifinals with insider Tommy McGunner, plus NWSL title game. Best Bets [1:22:50] and GOAWs. Next up Keegan Rosenberry and Andre Shinyashiki hop on again to discuss what went so right for Colorado Rapids this season, status checks on Keegan's Irish goodbyes and Dre's DMs plus what they think of the Sam's Army rebrand and an honest opinion on whether they would rather face Portland or Minnesota.

Sam and the Tweedles are joined by special guest Siraj Hashmi. HEADLINES: Icardashian update plus whether ESPN or NBC would be better rights owner for Premier League. PREMIER LEAGUE: sorting Manchester Daerby wreckage and compliments for West Ham and Arsenal (but not Tottenham), plus Power Rankings. REST OF WORLD: recap of big games on the continent plus MLS Decision Day, and a preview of US vs Mexico f/t preferred starting XI and predictions. Best Bets and GOAWs.

HEADLINES: Icardi update plus Ronny ups the ante on Ronny Jr recruitment. PREMIER LEAGUE [10:00]: United saves Spurs season and shoots themselves in the nuts but how good a fit is Conte and how long can Ole hang on, plus Ramsdale's "amazing" save, West Ham lovefest, Unai to Newcastle, Power Rankings [41:30] and weekend preview f/t City vs United. REST OF WORLD [1:05:00]: Champions League chatter, games to watch and preliminary thoughts on USMNT roster for Mexico window. Best Bets [1:12:00] and GOAWs. Matt Turner [1:23:00] is back! We discuss whether the 2021 Revs are the best team in MLS history and what kind of pressure the team is feeling to win the cup; if he and Andrew Farrell are embarrassed about still playing Fortnite; moving to Europe in January vs after winning WC22; USMNT's mood coming out of October window, his thoughts on not starting vs Costa Rica, McKennie's status and best/worst trivia players on the team.

HEADLINES: shocking turn of events in Icardi/Nara telenovela, Carli Lloyd's NT farewell and FIFA host city visits for WC26. PREMIER LEAGUE [9:40]: where do United with or without Ole go from here after Liverpool decimation, does United/Arsenal/Spurs finish higher, Power Rankings [26:40] and preview of an A+ weekend f/t Spurs vs United and Liverpool vs Brighton. REST OF WORLD [48:30]: Ligue 1 turning into the Wild West, El Clasico and rest of Super Sunday Soccerpalooza plus where Ricardo Pepi's ideal landing spot. Best Bets [54:50] and GOAWs. Brad Evans [1:05:30] on how insanely different the US soccer youth development system was 15-20 years ago; FIFA U20 World Cup experience f/t the hyped up battle between Leo Messi and Freddy Adu; Sigi Schmid's genius and if it would fly today; evolution from wanting out of Columbus to winning MLS Cup then immediately getting shipped out; Seattle Sounders culture shock; thoughts on USMNT's current WCQ cycle and story behind his new digital fundraising platform Contrib.

Larry nearly opines on (possibly fabricated) rumours of Ben Simmons heading to Portland. Headlines: we discuss the ongoing dissolution of Mauro Icardi and Wanda Nara's generational love story [5:45] plus FIFA telling the world to S its D. Premier League [12:30]: recap of wild Saturday and thots on United's immediate future, Power Rankings [24:40] and weekend preview f/t United vs Liverpool [36:15]. Rest of World: Champions League thots, early look at perhaps the year's best Soccer Sunday Fundays [46:10] and Bayern's Lucas Hernandez [54:45]. Also, Best Bets [59:00] and GOAWs.

Scott Darling (Blackhawks/Hurricanes) joins Sam and the Tweedles to walk through the good, bad and ugly of USMNT's win vs Jamaica and loss at Panama, and preview what to expect vs Costa Rica. We discuss the Saudi Arabia[n sovereign wealth fund]'s takeover of Newcastle [25:45] and what players they might go after. Power Rankings [34:15], Mikey admits why he dislikes Watford and weekend preview [46:00]. Some brief Balon d'Or chatter [51:25]. Best Bets [52:50] and GOAWs [56:45].