Mint ice cream is the perfect mix between satisfying the need to eat AND the need to brush your teeth. If you really need to get naked in a hotel room just to show the buildings of the city that you too do not need clothes sometimes, just please at least make sure you’re on a floor that’s super high up. Never bring a hatchet to a knife fight.

TALKING POINTS:

Zane’s Teeth

Will’s Gumholes

My Cat Door

The Hatchet Story

Being Naked in Hotel Rooms

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I swear, I stayed up all night. Nothing. I fall asleep for 2 hours, and my friends swear the moon landed and lept back into the air again! It's rather interesting how we established that the moon causes all natural disasters, and yet our arms cause tornados. How long have grapes had seeds in them!?

TALKING POINTS:

Sparkling Water

Tornado Arms

Moon Landings and Jumpings

Teachers on Social Media

Seedless Watermelon

It must've been the crows gnawing at Zane's mic cord early on causing all those dang audio spikes. Have you ever wished there was an excuse to curl in a trash can? Maybe you're looking for the nearest Bison Lover Anonymous convention to give 'em a special gift! Either way, we've so got your back!

TALKING POINTS:

The Airpod's Hidden Talent

The Truth Behind The Hit Song "Be Happy"

The Legality of Bartering With Crows

The Puzzle That Is Creating Creative Questions

Squirrel Trash Envy

A Much Unneeded Bison

Are you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™

Talking Points:

Small Bones

Appreciating Cardboard

Fast Jeans

Toilet Paper Tower

Smelling Salts & Coma Boy

Free Hamples

We're coming to you live from our car as we leave Golden Corral! Thanks for tuning in as you carpool to HoCo this year! Will finally uncovers the truth behind why teachers created parent/teacher conferences. Zane explains how to get rid of somebody who keeps asking if they can model for you whenever you need a model. Look! A Robot! Remember, Steak 'n Shake after the dance! We'll be there! Come for the steak; stay for the shake!

Talking Points:

5:25 - Fist-Sized Flies Leasing Your House

13:00 - The Reason for Parent/Teacher Conferences

21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #4

32:40 - Getting Rid of Bad Models

39:20 - Aren’t We All Just Meat Robots?

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Zane’s dying computer gives his microphone skipping problems as he rants about the alternate universe vampire girl of dreams. Will reminds us all of that one kid who would pretend to go to the bathroom, but they really just sat on the air hose that was keeping the entire school inflated. Will is very upset he didn’t make a butt plug joke this episode and I thought you should know that.

Talking Points:

3:50 - Trapped on the Trampoline

12:45 - Zane’s Vampire Girl Alternate Universe Dream

21:35 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #3

30:00 - The “Click” Remote of USB Cables

39:50 - Responding Late To Texts

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Zane brings up his childhood fear that someone was always behind him selling Jell-O that he always missed out on. Will uncovers the true motives behind the man who set out to change the world for good through fortune cookies. Is this Hot n' Cold guy a superhero, or are they having a stroke? Tune in for all of the answers!

Talking Points:

2:35 - Fortune Cookie Vigilante

13:50 - Zoom PowerPoints

21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #2

27:05 - Sketchy Car Meet Risk/Reward (sent in by H&A Podcast)

37:05 - Feeling Both Temperatures At Once

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Our wine selection for the evening consists of notes of Will's mic popping as he explains what makes a kid "essential". That wine pairs nicely with Zane describing how Morty's nut milk must be a crime of passion.

Talking Points:

 5:28 - Essential Children

14:42 - Nut Milk

24:54 - Cocoa Power

32:40 - Hawkful of Honey

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Is Will's voice deeper? Zane defines the difference between sniffing and snorting. Will explains how bad crime really has to be before you skip using the bathroom.

Talking Points:

4:00 - When to Fight & When to Pee

14:45 - Freezer Cat

20:50 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #1

30:52 - Get Rid of Annoying Classmates

39:10 - Smell Something As Good As You Can

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