Welp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why

TALKING POINTS:

Ned Nog #1

What Is Oatmeal

Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition

Heavens to Etsy #3

Sleeping on your arms

My Animatronic Snowman Nightlight

The ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef!

TALKING POINTS:

Jingle Bell Rock

The Big Annual Snowfall

The Grand Snoozooka Heist

My Only Clean Pair of Underwear

Forced to Donate to Charity

Heavens to Etsy #2

Tis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat.

TALKING POINTS:

Domesticasted Leprechauns

Loaf of Milk

Heavens to Etsy #1

Eternal Cat

Elevator Jumprope

Oh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. You didn't have to eat it. That's on you.

TALKING POINTS:

Zane on Rizzle

Upgraded Cake Baking

Booby Trapping Food

Simulation Storytime

Today, we light our turkeys on the doorstep in honor of part 2 of the trilogy that is "The Three Real Holidays". Will comes clean as a fraud and Zane comes clean as believing literally all of the world of evolution happened within 300 years. Why horse have hair?

Happy Pumpkin Month everybody! An special early Halloween party is being thrown at the Bacon household today! Come join in for lots of amazing pumpkin names, bad movies, and spooky ghost stories made by us and computers! 

Talking Points:

Goin' Ghost

Homecoming Pumpking and Queen

ActYourHeartOut (Pumpkin Month Edition)

Simulation Storytime

Pumpkin Month has officially arrived! May this episode feed you well, drop you off at your proper destination, and help you get to know your neighbors! We invented a subscription for life where the benefit of paying for life is literally what you're experiencing real-time currently.

Talking Points:

Cirque de Top Golf

9ft Wide Spider

Scary Wall Words

Going Ghost: Food Shrine

Life Premium

Costumes That'll Make You Web

It's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-count. Hold on, wait... Is that... Is that Tay Zonday?

Talking Points:

Bad Contractions

Bad Magic Sundial

Gumball Santa

All of The Purposes of Flour

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Have you ever wondered why Zane always repeats the middle stuff "for the GPSs"? Finally! The truth comes forward! He spills the beans! Will, on the other hand, spills the beans on what makes a chameleon a bad chameleon.

TALKING POINTS:

Sounding Smart on Dates

Eating in the Parking Lot

Cabbage Prank

Bad Chameleons

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