Save Your Bacon

Save Your Bacon

By Zane Shaw and Will PalumboComedy
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Save Your Bacon episodes

  • EP. 27 - Tom Hanks Pizzaz Levels

    If you’re looking in the mirror, you better make sure your working hard to become more like Tom Hanks. If you’re falling into a mirror, then congraduations! You’ve made it, son! You’re in the robot!


    7:46 - Get in the Robot 

    15:20 - Be The Best Bassist 

    25:14 - Tom Hanks Pizzaz Levels 

    32:32 - Grand Grad Finale

    40 min
  • EP. 26 - I'm The Hair Scientist
    Let’s take a trip to the past when candles were made by literally mashing objects together. Now, let’s take a glimpse at a beautiful future where stairs are a thing of the past and it’s all about ramps.
    1:31 - You, Me, and the Noise Maker
    6:59 - Extreme Candling
    13:26 - Dying Your Hair The Same Color
    28:47 - Indoor Roofs
    36:38 - Sweet Release
    42 min
  • EP. 25 - The Great Perkins Cracker Cannon

    Today kids, we're gonna learn how to go about properly delivering someone their hella magnum crackers, and how you're making a grave mistake if you even consider drinking Dasani.


    1:22 - Eagles or Beagles

    10:34 - Cracker Cannon

    21:48 - Flavorless Water

    31:38 - Can I Dislike Beyonce?

    41 min
  • EP. 24 - I Am Jake, Call No Further
    Welcome to "Cleavers and Torches" everybody! Will becomes the infamous inventor of the new hangup line "Call No Further", and Zane uncovers that is the cloning process Disney goes through with all of their actors. Walt Disney got a biiiiiig cold head.
    1:40 - Snacking After Brushing
    12:56 - The Invention of “Call No Further”
    21:25 - It’s Me Or The Sundae
    29:53 - Mooning The Entire World At Once
    40:17 - Going Ghost: Cleavers And Torches
    46:33 - Disney Has A Clone Of Everybody
    56 min
  • EP. 23 - How Do You Use An Oven?
    Zane tries to find the perks to applying to a new job while he's got "bad ghost" slapped on his resume, and Will discovers the shocking number of human beings who have watched Youtube tutorials on how to turn on an oven! Did you know there's a quick and easy way to turn a mall into your new apartment?
    2:50 - No Clothes, No Security
    8:21 - Bring Cereal Back To Life
    13:50 - The World Doesn’t Get Ovens
    26:26 - Great Guy, Bad Ghost
    41:28 - Sell Your Lifestyle
    50 min
  • EP. 22 - Will You Be My Road Mom?
    Will lets Zane know why calling your wife "the wife" is kind of the worst thing, and Zane talks about why Europe is far superior than an hour on the moon with the South. If you fail at passing cars on the road, just give them a good ole' thumbs up.
    2:41 - The Wife And My Socks
    10:36 - An Hour On The Moon With the South
    17:49 - Untie Slow Girlfriend
    25:43 - Going Ghost: Sleeping Downstairs
    37:46 - Be My Road Mom
    44:38 - Beating Someone Half to Death Twice
    NOTE: Zane had to attend a wedding and is recording from the lobby of a hotel so there were unavoidable audio issues for this episode.
    52 min
  • EP. 21 - Indoor Kick Magic
    Zane explains how many Rubik's cubes worth of chips are in a bag of Panera chips, and Will explains why a house stops being a house when it's on fire.
    0:53 - Can You Be In A Burning Building?
    8:06 - My Warrior Child Excuse
    14:06 - Our Heart Pumps Magnets
    22:40 - Going Ghost: Ghost Fly
    30:16 - From Potato Chips To Tesla
    42:11 - Ubering Coast to Coast
    55 min
  • EP. 20 - HolidayInn Xtreme
    Will explains the best way to quietly hire us to mess with your co-worker, and Zane helps a 16-year-old business mogul create the mall of the future! You wanna swim in the hot tub? I mean... you can try.
    0:35 - The Shelf Conundrum
    9:39 - Hacking Alex Trebek
    17:25 - The SYB Garauntee
    23:23 - The Floridian Soul Sucker
    32:48 - Pantasy Sports
    42:01 - Swimming At A Hotel
    52 min
  • EP. 19 - Will and Zane Overheat
    Zane pretty much finds a way to make every question’s situation an uncomfortable one, and Will dedicates his life now to understanding the mystery behind ghost stories! Guys, we spent 50 minutes waiting for Will’s computer to turn back on!
    3:34 - Kissing Forever Sucks
    9:59 - Will Resets
    15:16 - Spa For Frogs
    22:19 - Dr. Lumbo and Zanariah
    31:26 - Teleporting Cat
    37:29 - The Blindest Date
    41:47 - The Bane of Cracking Backs
    49:02 - Good Quality Lava
    54 min
  • EP. 18 - Father John's Holy Pies

    Will talks straight science for a minute about the sun people and how they throw garbage at us, and Zane pitches his idea for a baby gladiator prison! Confess your sins for a slice! 2:56 - My Boss Gives Me A Haircut 9:17 - Sun Garbage Society 17:31 - Baby Gladiator Prison 30:21 - Ghost Job Listings 38:31 - Wake Up, You’re Dead Inside 45:53 - Shaq and Father John

    55 min

About Save Your Bacon

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A comedic advice podcast where Will Palumbo and Zane Shaw truly think they're helping out someone besides themselves. Every Monday, they bring you comedic advice (not real advice, ya know), stories,…