Save Your Bacon

Zane is missing teeth, and Will is missing a microphone. EPISODE 7 IS WHERE THE REAL MAGIC HAPPENS BABY!

Intro - 00:14

The Guilty Feeling Nigerian Prince - 3:28

Whole Grain Kush - 10:04

Forever and Ever 21 - 15:13

Taking Advantage Of Having No Teeth - 20:31

The Neat Dry-Hands Fire Party Trick - 29:32

I Don't Give A Donald Duck - 35:35

Dehydrated Bread™ - 43:49

Outro - 48:32

Zane cannot believe his eyes as 10 million fireflies just start doin' it, and Will explains the perfect archeological tool that will best ALL OF THE COPS AND GHOSTS! Hey, did you know that Spider-man has totally probably stolen at least a handle of building windows on accident just by his webs forever sticking to them?

How To Fix My Parents - 1:01

Spider-man vs A Deli Sandwich - 3:05

Tricky Ghost Graberovver - 8:13

Neat Teen Runaway Tips 'n' Tricks - 13:25

Mistreat Your Baby Just Right - 21:41

Doin' It Like Fireflies - 26:01

Slow Down Time In Your Tesla - 31:22

Rebellious Peanut Butter Knife-Licker - 37:37

Outro - 41:13

Will yells, but doesn't get arrested, during a wedding about his trip to Milwaukee, and Zane steals the car by his side by plugging in his Xbox controller! How to gain the last ⅔ of you, you ALWAYS wanted!!™

Lions vs the Sun - 0:34

The Other ⅔ Of The Person You Always Wanted To Be Plus A Trenchcoat Co.™ - 2:05

If I Scream At A Wedding, Am I Going to Jail? - 9:35

Perks To Having A Tentacle Arm - 17:16

Taking Your Driver's Test With An Xbox Controller - 21:51

APA Superstar Dr. Michael Jordan - 30:23

Croc-Pocalypse - 37:21

How Do We Know Each Other? - 44:32

Outro - 49:22

Zane unravels the mystery of the almighty cloning mountain hidden within Australia, and Will discusses the dilemna of one's strength if they were to break their glass hand while punching and breaking their glass jaw at the same time! If there's an elephant in the room, it's because it's Christmas!

Selling iPhones at Gamestop - 2:28

Am I Weak or Strong? - 8:26

The Better President Based On Shows We Watch - 13:10

Santa Clause Is An Elephant - 15:33

Nick's Nose Piercing - 20:20

How To Get Over My F.O.M.O. - 25:47

Outro - 32:22

Will describes the small man yelling "e!" on his desk versus the well dressed man who simply says "E" politely, and Zane unfolds the perfect plan to become the most hipster humanly possible right before your very eyes! If your coffee machine isn't working, then just plug it back in!

Trespassed From Jail - 2:43

The Most Hipster Humanly Possible - 8:27

My Very Own Government Girlfriend - 13:49

Telling A Squealer They're Not Funny - 16:57

Is "e!" Or "E" Louder? - 25:31

How To Sweetly Replace Non-Broken Items - 30:32

Quick Outro - 35:25

Zane swallows a small orange whole without chewing it, and Will unloads a truckload of pinecones in the middle of class. Did you know that your own opinion can be wrong?

00:58 - How To Survive An Airport

10:57 - Swallowing Food Whole

17:10 - People Have Objectively Wrong Opinions

22:26 - The Girl From McDonald's

30:41 - Substitutes For Cologne

40:37 - Outro

Zane forgets how much a pound of sawdust weighs, and Will stars in the new Hallmark original movie "A Kissing Christmas Diddy". Buckle your socks because we're about to knock them off.

1:08 - Underbed Babies

8:19 - Mark Zuckerberg and My Taste in Women

13:20 - Boy Ballin' on a Budget

19:50 - Broke and Needing V-Bucks

25:34 - Saw Dust Rice Krispie Treats

34:32 - How to Shed Your Social Awkwardness

44:30 - Someone Once Openly Told Me They Were Racist