The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Charlie Eccleshare convene for another edition of the Adjudication Panel. On the latest agenda: updating the "managerial merry-go-round", analysing Harry Maguire's loaded goal celebration and the horrifying spectacle of a team forming their own guard of honour.

Meanwhile, the panel explore the mandatory things a new manager must say at their unveiling to pass the "spoke very well" test.