Dan and Maureen think you need a break. They want to talk to you about some good television and games. Give your mind a rest. Renew yourself. Also, Trump and Elon are taking a break, so there’s the tie in! Also, Maureen wants to take Dan to the Friends Experience and explain to him what “we were on a break!” is about! He has no idea!

Also, tariffs! Canada! And beans!

So much about beans.

Sit down, SaysWhovia. Grab a fork. Maureen’s cooking up a pot of something oblong and high in protein!

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You guys. 

You guys. 

You guys. 

You guys. 

He killed the Pope.
 

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This week, Dan and Maureen are joined by Akilah Hughes to talk about…something. 

Akilah and Dan definitely want to talk about something, but they’re being so cagey about it.

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It's Tariff Time over in SaysWhovia! Let's all celebrate the return of American manufacturing, which is absolutely going to happen.

Also, please help Dan. He is not okay.

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We don’t know what the Day of Liberation holds for the economy, but obviously it’s going to be great. 

Right now, Cory Booker is still talking, health services are shutting down, and it’s maybe too much to take in in one bite. Small bites, SaysWhovia. Share the load. Work in shifts. Take a walk. Come to Maureen’s for dinner. She can stretch a lentil.

Grab a spoon, SaysWhovia. It’s time to eat!

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Check your phone, SaysWhovia. You're in the groupchat.
 

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SaysWhovia, you have no idea how deep this one goes. Hang on.

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Whoooo, there is a lot going on. It’s not great! Maureen got distracted and put her phone in the wash. She is maybe not okay. Also, she has fallen in love with a puppet. Dan swings in with the news, which isn’t all bad. There are a lot of Teslas on fire! But also, there is a lot of bad. But don’t worry. Something truly magical happens near the end that Dan really, really loves.

Let your horse get a drink out in the barn and pull up a seat here at the bar, partner. We’re drinking XXX out of our boots. Come meet the Sheriff of SaysWhovia.

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This week, Teslas are burning, no one is sleeping right, everything is falling apart, and Dan is…weirdly optimistic? Well, he’s invented something new, anyway. 

Also, Maureen loves Guy’s Grocery Games.

Hop in, SaysWhovia! It’s only sort of on fire!

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It’s a new week in these new times, and you know what that means: MORE BULLSHIT! 

But in the middle of the chaos, there is a light! People are striking back! It’s time for some delicious sabotage. Everyone is welcome to participate! Or perhaps you, dear SaysWhovian, would like to run DOGE? Opportunities abound.

Yes, it is bad, but people are doing the work. Take heart. Play bingo. Break their stuff.

Come on, SaysWhovia. Let’s go find some Teslas.

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