Sburban Sprawl

That's another chapter in the bag! The chums celebrate yet another small victory over the hulking behemoth by actually talking about things they like for once. Things they like including more wiki idiocy. You'll like it too!. Plus: John puts a bad joke to rest, Rose breaks into her mom's wine cabinet, Dave gets murdered.

Additional Listening:

Sburban Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-jungle-3

Intro and Outro Music:

Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

Whoops! The chums done goofed again! We went and accidentally read a chapter with no content again! Sorry about that! Hopefully we can make up for it by also reading a really sub-par apology(?) explanation(?) from Hussie himself about the Homestuck 2 rigamarole. Meanwhile AM is a pervert, RM is a postwoman, WV is a pistraction. Seriously why are the chapters divided like this. Who decided where they cut off. Was it Hussie? Is it supposed to be a joke? It's not even particularly funny. All it does is make our job harder. Was this a future psy-op specifically to ruin us? Is Hussie a psychic bastard?

Intro and Outro Music:

Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

This week is an tumultuous one as several big events rock the Homestuck world at once. The chums discuss the (seeming?) end of Homestuck 2 alongside the surprise beginning of Hussie's newest baby: Psycholonials. Afterwards they move on to a particularly terrible reading! Hackles get raised this time, folks. John gets perverted, Dave gets racist, Rose gets annoying.

Intro and Outro Music:

Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

The Chums finally get a break as the comic throws them a discussion-worthy bone and they have some genuinely complimentary things to say about the comic! Wow! John has some fun, Jade answers some questions, Rose is... somewhere probably. Plus an unofficial third segment as the chums design a game! These ideas are already copyright us you cannot steal them.

Additional Listening:

Versus by Toby "Radiation" Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/versus-2

Contention by Bill Bolin https://soundcloud.com/soundstuck1/homestuck-vol4-06-contention

Intro and Outro Music:

Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

This week the chums are lulled into a deep slumber by the chill beats of nothing happening. Instead they talk about politics or some bullshit it's probably not important to the future. John confronts his unconsciousness, Jade continues to sleep, Hussie snoozes through the plot. Don't worry something interesting happens next week I promise.

Additional Listening:

The Beginning of Something Really Excellent by Robert J! Lake https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent-2

Guardian V2 by Bill Bolin https://soundcloud.com/soundstuck1/homestuck-vol4-05-guardian-v2

Intro and Outro Music:

Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

Welcome, colonists. This week the chums find themselves off the beaten path yet again as the comic continues to do its... thing. John has a fakedown, Rose has a rock dropped on her oversized noggin, and Jade goes to sleep. Same, Jade. But you're not here for that bullshit you're here for discussion of games that came out 2 years ago and 11 years ago, respectively. We know nothing if not what the audience truly wants out of a podcast about homestuck.

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This week the chums are shocked blind by incredible revelations about John's dad. Click here to be shocked! Be sure to wear a girdle to keep your sides unsplit, too. Also: Jade fails to find a dog, we meet someone who definitely isn't a character from both a better comic and a better intermission, and that's it. There is no third thing that happens this week. Next week doesn't look good either. Plus, the chums find themselves drawn once again to the brackish waters of mspa fan-ventures. Thanks reddit.

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This week the chums blah blah blah I'm going to be honest I just finished my winter break from this podcast and I forgot to schedule it to upload until midnight on Sunday. If I go back to edit this to be more professional consider it a privilege you've been afforded. We meet a new wandering friend, Jade wastes time, John wastes time, Rose wastes time, we all get a little older. Happy new year.

Additional Listening:

Chorale for Jaspers by Michael Guy Bowman https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/chorale-for-jaspers-3

Pony Chorale by Michael Guy Bowman https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/pony-chorale-3

Intro and Outro Music: Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

It's a tough week for the chums as they make like a data tree and leaf for greener pastures. Several yawn-worthy fight scenes play out, Rose gets some exposition we didn't need, and we once again learn about stairs. Then the chums get in an extensive conversations about the merits of Fallout games and Outer Worlds. It has nothing to do with the comic but we had a fun time talking about it let us have this.

Additional Listening: Beatdown Round 2 by Curt Blakeslee https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/beatdown-round-2-3

Intro and Outro Music: Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3

This week the chums are assaulted by a wall of sight and sound as the comic reminds them of all the hanging plot threads it still hasn't bothered to resolve. Hussie wastes everyone's time, Jade wastes her own time, John gets his ass kicked, Dave gets his ass kicked, and everyone gets creepypasta'd.

Additional Listening:

Gardener by Robert J! Lake with arrangement by Steve Everson https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/gardener-2

Showtime Remix by Malcolm Brown with remix by Gabe Nezovic https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-remix-3

Aggrieve Remix by Mark Hadley with remix by Gabe Nezovic https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/aggrieve-remix-3

Verdancy (Bassline) by Robert Blaker https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/verdancy-bassline-3

Potential Verdancy by Robert Blaker with remix by Robert J! Lake https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/potential-verdancy-2

Beatdown (Strider Style) by Curt Blakeslee https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/beatdown-strider-style-3

Harleboss by Mark Hadley with remix by Malcolm Brown https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/harleboss-3

(phew!)

Intro and Outro Music: Carefree Victory by Mark Hadley, Andrew Huo and Toby Fox https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-victory-3