In this episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine catch up on travel tales, revisit brushes with fame, and plunge headfirst into the black hole of existential curiosity.

From James’ sticker-shock in Australia (turns out the $30 sandwich isn’t quite what it seems) to Mark’s brush with Sex and the City fame (and the ensuing emotional breakdown in a bodega), the guys get real about the soul-poisoning effects of celebrity.

They tackle a fan question from Uruguay—yes, Uruguay!—about how fame messes with your head. James cites a Tom Hanks survival strategy, and Mark tells a story that ends with a possibly scarred fan and a six-pack.

Then it’s time for stargazing—literally. James nerds out about spiral galaxies, dark matter, and the unknowable mysteries of the universe, while Mark confuses UAPs with UPS. (No packages were delivered during the taping of this episode.)

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Welcome back to Schmactors! Season 2 kicks off with James Marsters and Mark Devine diving straight into the fine art of… playing dead. Yep, it’s harder than it looks, and they’ve got the stories (and the scars) to prove it. They’re also spilling the beans on caffeine binges before shows, disastrous productions that still haunt their dreams (Marriage of Figaro, we’re looking at you), and experimental theater that went way off the rails. Mark shares the hilarious tale of how trying to race an 18-year-old cost him his Achilles — and a little bit of his dignity. Plus, the golden rule of acting: never date your co-stars (unless you love pain and awkwardness).

Listener Q&A is back too! The guys tackle everything from their favorite words (warning: “diarrhea” is somehow involved) to how to survive bombing onstage, and even who would win in a caveman vs. astronaut throwdown (spoiler: it’s not who you think).

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Tis the Season for Schmacting!

In this jingle-jammed holiday episode, James Marsters and Mark Devine unpack the highs, lows, and hilarity of the festive season. From giving cringe-worthy gifts (hello, brooding headshots and mall-recorded Desperado renditions) to the magic of believing in Santa, this is a Christmas special you’ll never forget!

Listener Mailbag:

The gang answers your burning holiday questions, including what art piece they’d swipe from a museum and what one change they’d make to the world. Spoiler alert: James just wants calorie-free pie.

Don’t Miss This Episode Full of Laughs, Love, and a Bit of Schmactor Sentimentality!

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In the season finale of Schmactors, hosts James Marsters and Mark Devine discuss a variety of entertaining and thought-provoking topics. They start with a playful debate on which classic 80s TV show is better: "The Dukes of Hazard" or "The A-Team." The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they discuss unexpected parenting moments, including Jackson's amusing art project.

The hosts also explore their biggest pet peeves, the truth behind commercials, and the societal obsession with sugar. They share their pre-performance rituals, revealing personal anecdotes about stage fright and superstitions. The discussion then shifts to the implications of new technology, like Apple's Vision Pro, on social interactions and entertainment.

Join James and Mark for an episode filled with laughter, honest reflections, and engaging opinions on a wide range of topics.

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Join James Marsters and Mark Devine in this episode of Schmactors as they delve into the quirks of personal advice, the pressures of masculinity, and their lives beyond Hollywood. Listen in as they share hilarious and heartfelt stories about family, fatherhood, and the trials of growing up. From Mark’s unique wardrobe choices to James’ reflections on his early acting days, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and insights. This episode is sure to entertain and enlighten.

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In this riotous episode of "Schmactors," James Marsters and Mark Devine take you on a wild ride through Hollywood's quirks. They kick off with Marsters' spot-on British impressions and a deep dive into "Call the Midwife." Hilarity ensues as they debate dream roles, with Marsters lamenting he's too old for Hamlet and Devine wishing he could play Spike. They tackle the legalities of using rubber babies on set and crack up over an SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell as a newborn businessman.

The conversation turns profound as they ponder heaven, hell, and life's meaning, all while maintaining their comedic flair. Marsters shares his father's view of hell, and Devine recounts his agnostic upbringing versus his mom's Catholicism. They hilariously answer a fan question about choosing between superpowers and orgasms, blending wit and wisdom throughout.

With Marsters' impressions and Devine's tangents, this episode is a comedic tour de force that will have you laughing out loud and questioning everything you thought you knew about Hollywood. Buckle up for a zany, thought-provoking joyride!

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In this engaging episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine explore a variety of thought-provoking topics with their usual blend of humor and depth. They discuss the societal implications of wealth distribution, pondering whether there should be a cap on individual wealth. Their conversation takes a lighter turn as they share personal anecdotes about aging, highlighting the everyday realities and humorous aspects of growing older. From serious discussions about economic policies to candid banter about old-person habits, this episode offers a mix of introspection and levity, providing listeners with both entertainment and insight.

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On this episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine dive into a whirlwind of topics, ranging from their personal anecdotes to the intriguing concept of chess boxing and extreme sports for the Olympics. They share their uniquely candid perspectives on the human condition, reality TV, and even the art of listening in relationships. Sprinkled with their characteristic humor and unexpected turns, this episode is sure to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

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In this episode of Schmactors, James and Mark dissect James's journey with his character Spike, revealing the physical tolls and meticulous preparation involved. James shares the stark realities of the hair-bleaching ordeal he endured for authenticity in the role, emphasizing the sacrifices actors often make. They also discuss the financial aspects of acting, the minimalistic acting techniques adapted from theater to television, and the psychological nuances of embodying a believable vampire. This episode illuminates the personal and professional hurdles James navigated, providing an intimate look at the actor’s craft behind the scenes.

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This episode delves into James's auditions for the role of Spike in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' touching on his hesitations, preparation, and challenges he faced. James also details the painful hair-bleaching process he endured, showcasing the lengths some actors go to for their roles.

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