Scraping The Vault

You might see the title for this episode and think to yourself: “are they really so negligent in their release schedule that they are putting out their Christmas episode in March?” To which I, Dan, say to you: no that’s ridiculous, we recorded this one in February. I’d say this isn’t going to become a trend but it has clearly become one.

We watched Hot Frosty as the last of our Dealer’s Choice movies for the year and it was surprising in a lot of ways that we found surprising in its surprisingness. Does that mean it’s good? Clearly you have not listened to our show if you think that is the case.

Join me (your tardy-ass editor), Audrey, and Jimmy as we talk about how this movie would been other different circumstances, the density of snow in relationship to flesh, the secret source of the Hulk’s anger, and man-shaped holes in what is possibly the dirtiest episode of our awful podcast to date. But just like that dirty, disgusting street snow it is still fun for the whole family.

Special thanks to Asher’s dad’s band, Liquid Horizon, for debuting their music on our podcast. If you enjoy yacht rock by middle-aged divorced dads with multiple restraining orders, you can listen to their work at https://soundcloud.com/liquid-horizon-191307162/albums. Yes, this is a real thing, and it’s exactly what you think it is. Consider it the show’s Easter egg. You’re welcome, world.

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“Hey, you! Yeah, YOU, fool! Stop scrolling and start listening, ‘cause the Supreme Podcasting Champs are back with an episode that’s stronger than a chain of gold and sharper than Mr. T’s barber!”

This week, the Scraping the Vault crew dives headfirst into Be Somebody… or Be Somebody’s Fool!—the iconic 1984 motivational masterpiece from none other than me, Mr. T! And let me tell ya, these fools learned some real lessons this time. Here’s what went down:

But that’s not all. The hosts ask the big questions:

So, grab a bowl of respect, sprinkle on some self-worth, and tune in as these podcasting maniacs unravel my wisdom one absurd segment at a time. But don’t get it twisted: if you ain’t laughing AND learning, then you better rewind, fool, because the only thing worse than missing this episode is disrespecting your mother.

“Scraping the Vault—where fools become champions, one ridiculous episode at a time.”

Now quit wasting time! Download it, stream it, or I pity you for missin’ out! Peace, respect, and potato salad.

Link to SDS....You

https://youtu.be/ajGb9B6vCDE?si=5Y4es-WNt_ZKqzne

Link to Mr T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1abMt1UGw

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Happy Holidays! For some of us, November 1st is the start of the Christmas season. For others, it starts the day after thanksgiving. For even others, it should never start. One of the latter is Ebenezer Scrooge (AKA Dan's character. The one he has been playing for years. Tune in to The supreme resort to learn about the real Dan). Will Dan enjoy this holiday classic? Does Jimmy blindly gush over anything? Does Audrey do a surprisingly good Owen Wilson impression? The answers to all these questions should be obvious, but you'll have to tune in to find out.

Enjoy! Leave a review!

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Hey, did you know there's a hidden nod to Kim Irvine in the Muppets Haunted Mansion movie? Find out why this small detail caused a stir and left fans divided. Stay tuned to uncover the surprising backstory behind this unexpected cameo.

In this episode, you will be able to:

The key moments in this episode are:

00:00:00 - Controversy over Muppet book in kindergarten class 

00:00:26 - Concerns over graphic content 

00:00:57 - Media attention and committee approval 

00:01:48 - Conclusion and next steps 

00:14:26 - The Haunted Mansion and the Muppets 

00:17:41 - Muppet Haunted Mansion Overview 

00:20:36 - Parody vs. Homage 

00:24:02 - Character Arc and Story Message 

00:27:33 - Critique of Movie Quality 

00:28:28 - The Business of Musicals 

00:29:21 - Critique of Capitalism 

00:31:07 - Rushed Production 

00:35:45 - Managing Expectations 

00:41:51 - Easter Eggs and Celebrity References 

00:42:12 - Mixed Feelings on the Movie 

00:44:01 - Engaging Commentary and Movie Experience 

00:49:25 - Practical vs. Digital Effects 

00:52:29 - Intriguing Movie Plot Development 

00:54:47 - Musical Nods and Dark Themes 

00:56:12 - Muppets and the Haunted Mansion movie 

00:59:36 - Facing Fears in the Mansion 

01:03:45 - Saving Pepe and Facing Fears 

01:05:09 - Meeting the Great MacGuffin 

01:09:27 - Nods to Haunted Mansion Elements 

01:10:37 - Reviewing "The Ride" 

01:11:29 - Booby Trap Brewing Company 

01:12:57 - Tofurkey Dinner Plans 

01:18:09 - Characters Welcome and Improv Comedy 

01:22:06 - Disneyland Trip Booking 

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What can we say, these aren't getting any better. This movie was released just after John Lasseter hugged the straight to video sequels away..

This one does not carry any future plot, it does not fill the characters out in any way, and perhaps even takes away from some of the character relationships from the original film.

Listen as Audrey, Dan and Jimmy try to make sense of this "tale"

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We have fully evolved into a Harry Potter Podcast. Don't know when it happened, but it did.

Think about it, Cinderella 3 has magic, wands, fairies, an evil person who you can't say their name (mostly cause they don't have one) and Audrey and Jimmy happen to know a lot about HP.

Anyway, this movie is a masterpiece. I don't care what Dan says.

Listen as Dan, Jimmy and Audrey explore the themes and details of this 2007 straight to video (and our hearts) moovee

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We're back!!!

Fox and the Hound was a movie. The source material for that movie was dark! The sequel, Fox and the Hound 2 has absolutely nothing to do with the original film or the source material. It was like someone came up with a long episode of some Disney channel show about two cis white twin boys and they were like, we could make this into a movie, what characters could we use that have some sort of existing IP? And, thus, Fox and the Hound 2.

Hear Audrey, Dan and Jimmy explore the source material juxtaposed with the synopsis of the actual tragedy that is this not at all awaited sequel.

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In the 14th century, the harmony that humans, animals and gods have enjoyed begins to crumble. The protagonist, young Ashitaka - infected by an animal attack, seeks a cure from the deer-like god Shishigami. In his travels, he sees humans ravaging the earth, bringing down the wrath of wolf god Moro and his human companion Princess Mononoke

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Does the idea of delving deeper into the captivating world of Labyrinth sound familiar? Have you ever been told to simply watch the movie and hope to understand its hidden layers and meanings? The frustration of not fully grasping the themes and symbolism can leave you feeling unsatisfied and yearning for a deeper understanding. But fear not, there is a better way to gain insight into Labyrinth and appreciate its intricacies.

In this episode, you will be able to:

My special guest is Dan, Jimmy, Erik, Audrey

Audrey, a knowledgeable film enthusiast and co-host of several podcasts, including Bowie Splaining, brings a wealth of expertise to the table. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, Audrey's analytical approach provides valuable insights into the intricacies of Labyrinth. Her depth of knowledge and love for cinema make her an invaluable contributor to the discussion, offering a well-rounded perspective that enriches the exploration of this cult classic film.

The key moments in this episode are:

00:00:00 - Introduction and Gothic Fashion 

00:01:16 - Evolution of Fashion 

00:03:32 - Introducing Guests and Bowie Splaining 

00:08:35 - Movie Selection and Labyrinth 

00:09:15 - Personal Experience and Insights 

00:16:47 - Initial thoughts on the movie 

00:19:29 - David Bowie's involvement 

00:23:30 - Meaning of the movie 

00:29:42 - Analysis of Jareth's character 

00:33:36 - Introduction of CGI 

00:33:50 - Practical Effects vs. CGI in Labyrinth 

00:35:04 - Sarah's Character and Family Dynamics 

00:38:42 - David Bowie as Jareth 

00:45:08 - Jareth's Offer and Sarah's Quest 

00:48:44 - Introduction of Hoggle 

00:50:03 - The Prince of the Land of Stench 

00:51:26 - The Force Perspective 

00:54:42 - Magic Dance and Bowie's Performance 

00:58:08 - The Hands and Practical Effects 

01:02:32 - The Cleaners and Theatrical Threat 

01:04:37 - Introduction and character development 

01:06:34 - Ludo's introduction and teamwork 

01:10:26 - Hoggle's dilemma and Jareth's manipulation 

01:14:13 - Bog of Eternal Stench and Sir Didymus 

01:19:05 - Dream world and ballroom scene 

01:20:05 - Revisiting the Movie's Impact 

01:22:23 - Analyzing the Song Lyrics 

01:27:39 - Overcoming the Dream World 

01:29:45 - Defeating Obstacles and Forgiveness 

01:33:58 - Self-Awareness of Characters 

01:35:59 - Favorite Song and Meta Commentary 

01:37:13 - Taking Control and Tragic Undertones 

01:41:38 - The Alternate Ending 

01:45:15 - Box Office Performance and Potential Sequel 

01:52:43 - Final Thoughts and Beer Pairing 

01:53:06 - Appreciating Labyrinth's Puppetry 

01:53:57 - Exploring Labyrinth Brewing Company's Beers 

01:57:35 - 80s Music and Changes in the Industry 

02:00:40 - Humorous Drug Associations and Movie Recommendations 

02:06:20 - Family Movie Night and Reactions 

02:10:35 - Easter Egg Fun and BMI Rant 

02:11:58 - Financial Advice and OnlyFans Tease 

02:13:07 - XL Energy Email and Podcast Start 

02:13:43 - Returning to the Podcast 

02:14:43 - Introducing the Show 

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Hey, it's Erik. Jimmy asked me to post this episode. I haven't listened to it yet, so here's what AI has to say about the episode. I love you all and Merry Holidays from me, Erik, who is not on this show.

Join me as I delve into conflicting feelings about a whimsical movie and the promotion of other shows on the network. But just when things seem settled, a shocking twist leaves me in a difficult situation, leaving you hanging and eager for more. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected surprises!

In this episode, you will be able to:

The key moments in this episode are:

00:00:00 - The Importance of Christmas Specials 

00:02:31 - Chipmunk Christmas and Holiday Outreach 

00:06:13 - Sharing Holiday Cheer 

00:11:44 - Spreading Kindness During the Holidays 

00:16:36 - Childhood Christmas Memories 

00:19:18 - Critical Analysis of Alvin and the Chipmunks 

00:25:10 - Alvin's Guilt and Generosity 

00:28:52 - Unusual Character Voicing 

00:31:43 - Alvin's Secret 

00:32:52 - The Chipmunks' Last Name 

00:34:04 - Alvin's Harmonica Dilemma 

00:35:35 - Alvin's Money-Making Plan 

00:43:36 - Dave's Misunderstanding 

00:46:49 - Alvin's Generosity 

00:48:27 - The Mom's Revelation 

00:49:13 - Alvin's Depression 

00:51:18 - Custody Battle 

00:53:20 - A Chipmunk Christmas 

00:56:59 - Food and Drink Pairing 

01:04:47 - Introduction and upcoming movie review 

01:05:11 - Future movie reviews 

01:05:26 - Promotion of other shows 

01:05:39 - Discussion about upcoming episodes 

01:05:58 - Conclusion and holiday wishes 

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