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  • Ep. 20 - Do You Need Closure, Caught Having S*x, Aliens, & More!

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:02 - Ending a relationship on bad terms

    00:01:43 - Do you need closure?

    00:08:43 - Girls suck at pick up lines

    00:11:40 - Grinding on a guy by accident

    00:16:30 - Twilight, Bella is a Wh*re

    00:21:15 - Caught having sex

    00:26:35 - The sneaking in attire

    00:29:08 - Meeting the girls brothers

    00:32:39 - Dont be in a relationship if you’re lonely

    00:34:38 - How do you know if the love is real

    00:36:14 - How do you solve loneliness

    00:40:57 - Fuqq Boi Faxx

    00:47:37 - Swingers

    00:49:06 - Threesomes are Lowkey weird 

    00:53:06 - Dont text her for two days

    00:57:43 - Her ex caught them having sex!

    01:07:14 - Can you really hate rich people?

    01:11:11 - Why are rich people leaving earth

    01:14:21 - Did aliens build the pyramids

    01:16:13 - Where did language come from

    01:17:43 - Controlling people with religion

    01:20:54 - Will you be able to kill someone

    01:23:03 - When is it okay to snitch

    01:25:33 - How to spot a catfish

    01:36:09 - What to expect after high school

    01:44:35 - Slap ass Friday

    01:48:19 - Being made fun of for the shoes you wore

    01:49:53 - Justin Bieber hair era

    01:50:36 - Olympians can’t have sex

    01:52:53 - Bitchassness of the week


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    1 hr 59 min
  • Ep. 19 - Supereeego! / Cholos, Toxicas, and El Cucuy!

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:00 - Getting approached by real cholos

    00:05:37 - Passing parenting traditions down to your kids

    00:10:58 - Broke meals

    00:12:08 - How Supereeego started

    00:15:23 - Cholos mad dog face is a defense mechanism

    00:17:07 - Green or Red Salsa?

    00:19:18 - Tacos say a lot about a person

    00:22:29 - How many Quinceañeras have you been invited to

    00:23:27 - Meeting crying fans

    00:24:18 - Who does Supereeego fan girl over

    00:26:59 - What did the family think when you chose to do Youtube full time

    00:28:14 - The Cho-Lows shoes

    00:29:28 - Family not approving of videos

    00:31:38 - Are you ever embarrassed of videos you’ve done in the past

    00:35:27 - Where is sleepy mom?

    00:37:40 - Trying Out Stand up comedy

    00:43:58 - Getting drunk with your gfs family for the first time

    00:45:15 - The best drink to bring as a present

    00:48:49 - Pulling the Piñata

    00:50:41 - Warnings when dating a latina

    00:54:55 - You ever been hit by a car?

    00:58:42 - Do you believe in ghosts?

    00:59:58 - Meeting the Annabelle doll

    01:09:19 - te va a llevar ese señor

    01:10:57 - Lotería gets real

    01:14:46 - How to spot a bad taco

    01:18:01 - How do you spot a toxica

    01:22:47 - How women mark their Territory

    01:25:30 - Do do you spot a tóxico

    01:31:08 - The Hoochie Poppa Twerk Team

    01:32:19 - Sleepy Brown

    01:32:12 - What’s been your favorite character

    01:36:23 - Training to be a luchador

    01:44:39 - Patreon Shout outs


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    1 hr 48 min
  • Ep. 18 - Beauty Standards, Summer Flings, Cheap Dates & More!

    Ep. 18

    00:00:00 - Naughty 19

    00:03:05 - Drake smashing your mom

    00:08:16 - Only Way Switch lives with someone

    00:12:20 - Robot pizza delivery

    00:14:49 - People Poop in Waterparks

    00:15:14 - Kid drowns at Waterpark

    00:19:29 - Don’t take her to the fair on a first date

    00:25:35 - Why are women against each other

    00:26:51 - Do Men set the beauty standard

    00:31:01 - Daddy wants a sandwich

    00:32:34 - Bitchassness of the week

    00:37:54 - Girls Cant cook

    00:43:04 - Healthy Food is Depressing

    00:47:40 - Hard to diet in a Mexican Household 

    00:51:20 - Gender Reveals

    00:55:02 - Marriage proposal videos

    01:07:43 - Fuqq boi faxxx

    01:11:13 - Summer Flings

    01:13:20 - Impressing girls with money

    01:14:15 - Fuqq boi faxxx

    01:17:35 - Expensive cars at a young age

    01:21:32 - Is it okay to be cheap on the first date

    01:27:27 - Who’s scarier? Mom vs Dad

    01:33:54 - Saul almost burned down his new house 2 weeks In

    01:36:23 - Cesar stole a safety cone

    01:37:30 - Saul was tracked by the FBI

    01:39:38 - Next week’s guest is...


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    1 hr 48 min
  • Ep. 17 - Do You Wanna Party? ft. Neek

    Ep. 17

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:23 - People getting mad in public

    00:05:30 - How neek started

    00:10:20 - Getting banned by tik tok

    00:14:02 - Being addicted to call duty

    00:17:49 - Playing videos games with a gamer girl

    00:24:28 - Never forgetting about your OG gamer friends

    00:25:43 - Going viral for the first time

    00:33:41 - Neek dealing with the passing of Grandma and best friend having tumors

    00:39:47 - You open up to people in saunas

    00:40:17 - Making people laugh while going through a hard time

    00:41:35 - The dms are wild when you go viral

    00:43:04 - You need hate to be successful

    00:46:10 - Tinder settings

    00:48:05 - What’s the best way to hit on older women

    00:49:31 - Joe Kelly mariachi jersey swap

    00:50:21 - Jumping onto a field during a game

    00:51:13 - Social gatherings feel weird post covid

    00:51:36 - Road Rages are scary

    00:55:48 - How to get out of a ticket *

    01:01:59 - Car scene takeovers *

    01:02:53 - Neek wanting to be an actor

    01:06:25 - Kinda Meeting Jordan Peele

    01:08:01 - Getting your partners name tatted on you

    01:12:54 - Neek’s tattoo meanings

    01:19:07 - Having sex on the first date *

    01:20:19 - Is sex important in a relationship

    01:22:29 - Women are way better at cheating*

    01:25:43 - Cuddles and massages

    01:28:15 - im not human I’m a gorilla

    01:30:52 - modded airsoft guns

    01:38:08 - wrestling has the hardest training*

    01:43:16 - Chick fil a hack

    01:44:54 - Dont fight anyone with cauliflower

    01:49:04 - When Celebrities start following you

    01:50:55 - Fame doesn’t feel real

    01:53:44 - How the neek dance was created

    01:54:59 - Not caring about how you dress

    01:57:12 - Not caring about what anyone thinks

    01:58:48 - Do you like to dance?


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    2 hr 3 min
  • Ep. 16 - Racism, Conspiracy Theories, Ghost Stories, & More!

    Straight off the plane from Stanton Island, New York! The Clownboys share their experiences being Mexicans from New York, Went through some conspiracy theories, Ghost stories with actual audio of La Llorona! and learned some New York slang along the way! @SaulvGomez @Cessars_ @Airbear_ie @Mezziahh @ThePayasoo


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    2 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 14 - Sending Nudes, Ignoring Red Flags, Being a Full Time YouTuber & More!

    We got the wild boy JRmunoz he left it all on the table, no filter, all raw! We had a great time we went over starting an OnlyFans as a guy, ignoring red flags, the struggles of being a full time Youtube and much more! Hope you all enjoy!

    @Jrmun0z @SaulvGomez @Ceeessars @Airbear_ie


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    1 hr 58 min
  • Ep. 13 - Advice on starting YouTube, Machismo Culture, Dating someone richer, & More!

    We sat down with the OG Youtuber HiPablo and gave us some gems and advice on what to do when pursuing social media!

     

     

    Ep. 13

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:00 - Avengers Campus Spider-Man animatronic

    00:04:40 - nostalgia vs relevancy

    00:05:45 - Disneyland date when you hate Disneyland

    00:06:24 - Are Amusement park first dates a good idea

    00:09:25 - Dating for clout   

    00:14:08 - Changing who you are for your bf/gf

    00:16:04 - being vegetarian

    00:18:45 - being Youtuber vs actor

    00:21:49 - Advice for someone who wants to start youtube

    00:26:15 - Going to a gay bar

    00:31:31 - Dancing at parties

    00:33:10- Is it fair to make fun of them for being a no sabo

    00:39:30 - Fake alien conspiracy

    00:42:15 - The great influence youtubers have

    00:45:10 - Crypto Coin Scams

    00:51:05 - Do influencers get down at parties are are the parties wack

    00:53:17 - Hate comments are the best

    00:54:52 - Do you take beer to the carne asada

    00:57:41 - What to expect when dating a latina

    01:00:00 - Yelling P*** at Mexico games

    01:03:25 - Mexican Party Etiquette

    01:09:53 - Struggling with the machismo culture

    01:17:25 - Harder for latinos to pursue social media careers

    01:17:45 - Looking rich vs being wealthy

    01:20:10 - Dating someone way richer than you

    01:28:30 - Working hard to get a little bit of views

    01:31:08 - Sleepy browns mom

    01:32:47 - being part of people’s childhood

    01:34:28 - How The production value changes a videos aesthetic

    01:37:40 - Why does cringy Instagram comedy do so good

    01:39:40 - y’all eating salt bae’s meat?

    01:42:43 - High school doesn’t give diploma to kid wearing a Mexican flag

    01:45:48 - The covid lottery 

    01:48:04 - The Crazy Gorilla and Pablo beef

    01:51:31 - Homelessness conspiracy

    01:55:39 - What we’re naming our supporters


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    2 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 12 - Sex for The First time, Invited to The Carne Asada, & More!

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:17 - sex position trombone

    00:08:06 - losing your v card

    00:15:10 - buying conforms doe the first time

    00:21:46 - Cesar almost caused a divorce

    00:24:05 - buying a Gas station pills

    00:25:35 - amarres ( sex magic)

    00:28:09 - fuq boi faxxx

    00:30:36 - Mexicans arnt soft

    00:32:30 - Being invited to the carne asada

    00:34:54 - Should you bring beer to the carne asada

    00:38:01 - what beer should you pull up to the carne asada with

    00:40:18 - what to do if she says no after asking her out romantically

    00:42:57 - Does Karma work if you don’t believe in it

    00:44:02 - Are we in a simulation

    00:45:34 - Do we really die?

    00:52:17 - The FIFA World Cup might change to every 2 years

    00:53:10 - A sad FIFA World Cup

    00:54:47 - Typical Sunday League team

    00:57:00 - Sauls team was undefeated

    00:58:47 - Can a Sunday legue coach have a successful team with professionals

    01:10:03 - We don’t mean it when we call girls b******

    01:13:20 - Hot girls are the worst in bed

    01:15:50 - Lasting long in bed

    01:18:03 - Girls with high body counts

    01:21:08 - The rules of a boys night out

    01:24:00 - Should you be texting your girl on a boys night out

    01:27:30 - Fuqq boy faxxx - Rosarito

    01:32:30 - Do you count Highschool Exs

    01:33:41 - What’s the worst way to get cheated on

    01:37:30 - If your girl cheats on you are you fighting the guy

    01:41:37 guys can’t catch hints

    01:42:40 How to kiss


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    1 hr 48 min
  • Ep. 11 - Youtube vs Tik Tok, Kendal Jenner & More! Ft. Ramon from The Crazy Gorilla

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:55 - Ramon being recognized

    00:03:32 - Saul Saw James Charles on tinder

    00:07:03 - What does the Crazy Gorila do with all the food in their videos

    00:11:15 - Virtual Reality is the future

    00:12:50 - VR technology isn’t appreciated enough

    00:14:02 - Can the PSP make a comeback

    00:16:39 - Ramon was almost scammed

    00:17:48 - Saul was catfished and didn’t care

    00:18:55 - La Rosa de Guadalupe has better writers than SNL

    00:19:42 - Down bad on Crypto

    00:22:40 - Saul was almost a millionaire

    00:23:41 - Life will turn virtual

    00:26:15 - Ghosts killed Xbox Kinect was

    00:28:20 - VR escape rooms

    00:31:57 - Being stuck in a fake elevator

    00:33:29 - Escape rooms are wild

    00:34:48 - Scariest escape room

    00:37:55 - The McKinley Manner

    00:39:14 - Believing in Duendes/ magical creatures

    00:43:45 - Is fishing fun?

    00:46:06 - Dolphins are horny animals

    00:48:20 - Swimming with Dolphins

    00:53:13 - Meteor that killed dinosaurs landed in Mexico

    00:56:65 - In charge of pulling the piñata

    01:00:03 - surviving the jumper as a kid

    01:03:47 - Donating your clothes to Mexico

    01:06:01 - You have to be attractive to work retail

    01:06:47 - Can guys work at Victoria’s Secret?

    01:10:40 - Are nice toes important

    01:13:02 - Happy ending pedicure

    01:13:29 - What we look for in a girl

    01:19:22 - Randomly bumping into Ramon at a basketball game

    01:22:08 - CDC makes no sense

    01:29:59 - intermission 

    01:32:14 - Girls don’t poop

    01:33:16 - Working and going to school while uploading every week

    01:35:59 - Aaron the mimosa king

    01:37:43 - Pooping your pants

    01:42:42 - Bitchassness of the week

    01:44:50 - The tik tok FYP

    01:48:22 - Kendal Jenner

    01:52:20 - Youtube vs tik tok boxing match


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    1 hr 57 min

About Self Made Cabrn

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Self Made Cabrón is a weekly conversation with people who built something out of nothing. Host Saul V. Gomez sits down with the cabrones and cabronas doing big things, unpacking the grit, setbacks,…

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