On this week's episode, Scotty learns to read, and Jeremy sells his lawnmower. We now have more listeners in Texas, Illinois, California, and Ohio than Kansas, and we're from fucking Kansas!!! October baseball is the best time of the year, and do the Bears fire Matt Nagy by week 8? Is fantasy football overrated or underrated, and when is it unwise to tell your spouse "I don't care?" Would you sell doors door-to-door, and what are cows thinking while being milked? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.