Luke and the Panel (Andrew Ivimey, Cathryn Naiker and Sebastian Fazio) break down why the Ted Cruz porn story is the greatest news story of the year so far (2:00), debunk the 'unnamed staffer' excuse (6:30), detail the levels of dumbness of the racist woman who heckled Jagmeet Singh (11:00), discuss how unfair it is for people of colour to have to be calm and reasonable in the face of white hatred (17:00), bemoan how lame it will be to pay HST on weed purchases at the LCBO (23:00), and try to find a place in the world for Hillary Clinton in 2017 (30:00). Then The Approximately Ten Minute Long Quiz reveals that French Canadians don't know enough about Tupac.