Serious Hyperbole

On this episode I talk about my great Friendsgiving, my terrible Thanksgiving, Kwanzaa, adults being too excited for Christmas, believing Fidel Castro died in 2010, Drake at NBA games, my brother's paranoia, why flirting is cheating, the real reason some women have all male friends, and why I think it's time I get a dog

On this episode I talk about President-elect Donald Trump, why the crying voters need to relax, why I believe Hillary Clinton lost, presidential candidate commercials, kicking someone when they're down, catalysts to my temper, overkill when standing up for yourself, Theo "The Curse Killer" Epstein, female sports fans, and No Shave November for both sexes

On this episode I talk about NFL trades, Halloween costumes, yard sales, mischief night, thinking more before I speak, old men in locker rooms, the radio reading your mood, why I'm incapable of dumping someone, the beauty of an aloof attitude, Hilary Clinton vs the FBI, and why we should be paying more attention to the Vice President candidates

On this episode I talk about why I don't like most people, the worst type of person from both sexes, condoms of the future, why watching 3D movies is more work for you, being the right amount of selfish, women who play the victim, the stupid reason why men cheat, the immature reason why women cheat, women that have their all male life staff

On this episode I talk about softball leagues with grown men, finding out I have the NFL Redzone package, Tom Brady's return, why I'm giving up on my fantasy football league, check-in phone calls from your ex, dropkicking clowns in self-defense, Florida not being a safe vacation destination, and Donald Trump's pussy grabbing crusade

On this episode I talk about the autumn weather transition, terraforming Mars, my partial deafness caused by a concert, why I love the Patriots, why I don't watch college football, women in fantasy football, Anthony Weiner sexting again, the atrocity that is shaving, falling asleep behind the wheel, and my theory about the train crash in Hoboken New Jersey

On this episode I talk about my struggle with Apple's iOS 10 update, the most unrealistic NFL commercial, an update on the Patriots, how much women are suffering from the NFL and NBA 2K season, make-up tutorials killing time, the three stages of my libido, why women shouldn't brag about anything relating to sex, and my encounter with a bug from the seventh circle of hell

On this episode I talk about complaining to yourself, claiming you don't have a filter as a scapegoat for your bad behavior, stage five clingers, why it's not rude to not mesh with your friend's friends, the best way to introduce your significant other to your family, a Labor Day BBQ calamity, and the dilemma of your girlfriend having a guy as her best friend

On this episode I talk about unnecessary things to buy and do to prepare for a hurricane, my first wedding experience, things going wrong on important days, why you shouldn't play the victim, ugly guys being the best dressed, being scolded for being a good person, being terrible at accepting compliments, horoscope tomfoolery, and I answer a listeners question

On this episode I talk about Verizon service representatives being the new Jehovah's Witnesses, a British mother getting cheeky in Shoprite, Nate Diaz vs Conor McGregor, people that are afraid to insult anyone, back to school from a teacher's perspective, keeping boring sports out of the Olympics, and why I'm trying to rid myself of all doormat behavior