Serious Hyperbole

This week I talk about the aftermath of the Super Bowl, over zealous compliments given to people who look good for their age, a smart way of doing Valentine's Day, guys that have been unknowingly lured into Valentine's Day, what happens to the thing you return to the store, guys you shouldn't trust, and my hunger for more tattoos

This week I talk about slow cooking a roast during the podcast, too much Super Bowl hype, my off-season hopes for the Patriots, announcing things way too soon, reasons for my bulking, fake alien looking asses, body hair standards for men and women, Arabs knowing how to party, and Sylvester from the Looney Tunes running for president along with the Legion of Doom

This week I am joined by Albert and Mary to talk about how cars work while someone gets frustrated, getting bootleg Louis Vuitton bags, what the Super Bowl trophy should be, the two athletes female bandwagon fans know about, Penn State tragedies turned into jokes, and alcohol activities

This week I talk about this awful winter wonderland, why bath bombs are disgusting, "adopting" wild animals, learning to drive a manual car, why I'm not a fan of celebrating my birthday, masturbation booths in the workplace, and why a daft twat got offended by my comment on her Facebook post

This week Mary joins me to talk about baby geniuses, the art of "the reach", bad handjobs, catcalling causing PTSD for women evidently, and how serious Zumba is (*Disclaimer* this episode has audio taps from Mary and I tapping on the table, it's not your device. 1,000 apologies...don't hit me)

This week I talk about my New Years Eve tradition, competitive gift giving with my brother, men wearing makeup, why I hated Star Wars, why you should get some sleep before you have sex, and why there is no better motivation to a guy than knowing he's going to get laid within 72 hours

This week it's total chaos with my guests The Eclectic Genius, Darryl, Clay, and Brad. We scream and yell about lesbian sisters, a comparison between earlobes and balls, sexual innuendos, and other debaucherous topics

This week I talk about why I haven't done my Christmas shopping yet, the concept of "watching" a purse, why I didn't say happy birthday to my friend today, whining vegans and vegetarians, the Patriots, and why I won't see Star Wars on opening weekend

This week I talk about why patience is required when buying something new, no shave November hopefuls, the uselessness of daylight savings, ass cracks in public, an embarrssing moment I had while watching The Matian, and a social skill I'm terrible at

This week I talk about karma in the form of back pain, my brother getting violated, the creatures known as Tomboys, the protocol for leaving a football game safely, my encounter with Bill Cosby, and why people wear multiple Halloween costumes