Serious Hyperbole

This week I return from hiatus accompanied by Albert Roldan to talk about name changing, a construction wake up call, my bold statement about bras in the future, the benefits of being a handyman, water on Mars, and the creation of a fantasy football monster

This week I talk about the sliminess that comes with realtors and car dealers, finding a dead body, Taylor Swift's cocaine addiction, fashion week being Halloween for rich people, my new love for fantasy football, and the Tesla Powerwall

This week I talk about the challenge of being optimistic, Kim Kardashian being the First Lady in 2020, my solution to gun control, my dumb injuries over the years, women in their private time, and an embarrassing purchase I constantly make

This week I talk about my attempt to have a guest for this episode, disciplining dogs and children, why cops should take a week off, the positives that come from losing when you're a child, and why some guys need girlfriends

This week The Eclectic Genius joins me to discuss Ronda Rousey, the reality of Tinder, the night life scene, a high school musical feud between Drake and Meek Mill, a lion killer, and happy endings

This week I talk about an arguement about a street cone, homosexuals getting butthurt and crossing the line, driving Albert's GTI, my brother becoming a Jehovah's Witness, and Jared making the kid's menu at Subway

This week I talk about when a company goes from cool to corporate, the awkward moment that has happened at least once at a party, terrifying moments being a passanger in a car, and rainbow filters taking the world by storm

This week I return after a 3 week hiatus and talk about what it's like working for Apple, the line than must be drawn when transitioning into becoming someone else, women's hands aging faster than them, and I address a listener

This week I have a very special guest, Jason Statham! We discuss how his films are actually documentaries, his drug problem, and "oh shit the dragon is back!"

This week I make up for last week by doing a two part/day episode featuring Mr.Eclectic Genius. On this episode we discuss how some animal lovers can be annoying, the creep factor of a pencilstache, mixing it up in the workplace, and the legitimacy of the Facebook relationship status