Serious Hyperbole

This week I talk about why no one cares about an Amber Alert, the 100 people going to Mars to die, an easy way to make a cop leave you alone, and words I have mispronounced for years

This week I talk about why Kanye West needs another car accident, my solution for the movie "The Purge", why Taylor Swift is the worst kind of asshole, and what I would realistically do with $500 million

This week the Eclectic Genius joins me to discuss Crossfit, how the news is the hype man for Mother Nature, the difficulty of getting laid as a guy as opposed to being a girl, and people who get butthurt over jokes

This week I talk about some reasons why women aren't satisfied by men, the stupidity of having a joint bank account, and the biggest contradiction I've seen since the Asian Scotsman in the Skittles commercial

This week I talk about why fighting should be allowed in every sport, women putting a digit up a guys bum bum during felatio, and the dumb concept of "The Bachelor"

This week I discuss new years eve resolution gym goers, cable guys, why I'm pro quarantine, and my stipulations for having a daughter

This week Brenden Byrne joins me to discuss things men and women should stop doing *wink wink*, the convenience of online dating/shopping, and going into Home Depot just to feel like a man

This week I talk about Christmas gift jealousy, people at the mall, spank bank's, "important" unexcused school days, and Kim Jong-un

This week Lauren Leonard joins me to discuss what relationships are like, how hard it is to be nice now-a-days, the difference between male and female strippers, and why protesters don't work anymore

This week I talk about why The Hunger Games franchise is so popular, Zumba, sharing a bed, guys that date younger girls, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows' Michael Bay approach.