Serious Hyperbole

This week I talk about a fairly reasonable dream I had, the new Black Panther party, getting confused when siblings get along, guys that try way to hard with everything, and why women love word porn

This week I talk about girls that are too young, the lack of signal reading skills guys have, the ridiculousness of the "Dad Bod", idiot parents bringing their baby to the movie theater, and casual sporting fans becoming professional analysts

This week I solve infrastructure and traffic problems, tell the truth about guys that wear pastel colored clothing, talk about women's messy cars and rooms, and give a strategic plan to stop the mouth-breathers that are rioting in Baltimore

This week I get a theme song and talk about what women should wear to job interviews, why eating the booty like groceries is ill advised, people I refuse to befriend, and the psycho girlfriend vs the psycho boyfriend

This week I talk about architectural failures, why I've stopped congratulating pregnant women, the inevitability of plus size models being in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and Drake kissing a corpse at Coachella

This week I talk about my idea to start up an erotica book series, odd religions turning normal people into weirdos, doing Shakespeare in Walmart, and the terrible businessman known as Jay-Z

This week I talk about why the NSA should start monitoring conversations held in women's restrooms, the life cycle of boy bands, how I would run a doctors office, and the ridiculousness of the Fast & Furious franchise

This week I talk about the douchery of being a hype man at a party, why being a Sugar Daddy is ill advised, prom proposals, and why women wear animal print clothing

This week Julia aka J Murda joins me to discuss her investment in a racehorse, a disasterous relationship we know of, my sleepwalking and her night terrors, and I make her uncomfortable with a "How to" on fisting

This week I talk about women using other women as ammo in an argument, my desire in learning the art of cooking, why being a cheating boyfriend/husband may cause damage to your genitals, and why animal lovers would be the first to go in an apocalypse