Serious Hyperbole

On this episode I talk about politically correct morons, women dreading the NFL season, average people on performance enhancing drugs, the before the wedding photoshoot, amazing liars, why being drunk doesn't give you a pass, the fine line between friendly and flirty, who you shouldn't think you have a chance with, and Demi Lovato patting herself on the back for being brave

On this episode I talk about the podcast upgrade, doing more things alone, being spoiled from sleeping with a significant other in bed, the importance of a beard, tattoos being more accepted, Olympic scheduling and venues, my gripes with gymnastics, trash talking in sports, and sports that should be in the Olympics

On this episode I talk about what black comedy is, the difference between good crazy and bad crazy, self righteous people, why I'm suspicious of beautiful people, why a model has the easiest life, idiotic men letting women take advantage of them, the necessity to being a bit of an asshole, and my reasoning as to why Jesus hated the heat as much as I do

On this episode I talk about the fact that everyone poops, why I despise summer weather, my odd doctor, why you don't get to decide how people feel about you, who are the visitors and prisoners in sexual perversion, crazy women being phenomenal in bed, the memo on chokers, insecure women, my preparation for fantasy football, and what to look forward to for the Olympic Games

On this special "Crazy Women Episode" I talk about me not believing I'm good-looking, crazy women logic, women that stick to assumptions, my unparalleled loyalty, a lack of respect while being involved with someone, women being oblivious to men liking them, why you shouldn't use crazy woman logic on crazy women, women being more freaky than men, mixed signals, ignoring red flags, what getting Charlie Brown'd means, and how to spot a quitter

On this episode I talk about a useless doctor's appointment, Pokemon GO, why I believe media coverage is rising rather than crime, what I learned from hanging out with elderly men, being original and not changing for anyone or anything, how old school school is, women making life harder on themselves, and how to become a human lie detector

This week I talk about the delay with the revamping of the podcast, Canada Day, my hospital visit with my brother, why I fear doctors, my wish to realize I'm a sleeper cell for the CIA, obnoxious vehicles, people that record too much of their lives, my key making dilemma, and the lifestyle change I'm making to stop being such a negative Nancy

This week my good friend Mary joins me to talk about our first impressions of each other, a creep sexually assaulting drunk women in a bar, teachers having sex with their students, rich people having terrible taste in clothes, and the most embarrassing thing that's happened to us during any intimate moment in our lives

This week I talk about the new title and look of this podcast coming soon, a coliseum bout between a gorilla and a young boy, who turns guys into assholes, sex clouding your judgement, what the criteria is for getting a 9-10 on the attraction scale, Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard, a classic interview with Sean Connery, and something scary about the equality movement

This week I talk about new college graduates, what to do at a significant other's family function, my anxiety attack, a how to guide on drunk texting, why you should not trust anyone out the gate, women losing trust in men, shitty friend advice, threesome benefits and problems, everything being an ass workout in the gym for women, and Memorial Day Weekend etiquette