In his update, Stugotz informs everyone that the Chicago Bears are reportedly flirting with a move to Indiana, before talking about how his phone took an unexpected dive into his pool, sending him into full-blown panic mode. Meanwhile, Quinn Ewers is named the Dolphins’ starter and wasted no time promoting his official merchandise (The Stugotz is strong in you, Quinn). Plus, the crew tries to make sense of tonight’s Thursday Night Football matchup between two 11-3 teams, the Rams and the Seahawks, and what kind of game it really is.

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