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Safe Words

Safe words. It's a word used in sadomasochistic sexual practices to indicate that a participant wants to stop. Now there's some general rules for picking your safe word. First, you better remember it, don't make it too long. Second, you better be able to say it with a GoreTex mouth ball stuck in your face. Third, it better not be confusing, like more, not enough, or harder. Here's some great examples you can use umbrella, Oprah, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Oklahoma, mango, paws, pineapple, upside-down pineapple red. Here's a bad example, sandusky, asha woods, or your exes first name, your grandma's name, your mother's name, your priest name from childhood. Don't do those but safe words are there for a reason. Pick a good one. Remember it and use it wisely while you're getting tortured and beat up by your partner. Enjoy. It's nice baby!

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I love Neil Diamond. And according to Bill Murray, there are only two types of people in this world those who love Neil Diamond and those who do not. And I certainly do. Few facts about Neil Diamond, you should absolutely know first, I've seen him five times. That's right five times, but no more. He has Parkinson's. It's kind of sad. He went to school with Barbra Streisand and high school. They weren't friends, but they were in the same choir. He's known as the Jewish Elvis. He went to New York University as a fencer, and he loves to write songs about love. I mean, that's pretty sexy, right? You know, some of his top songs are Love on the Rocks, Cracklin Rosie, and my favorite Sweet Caroline. Should I sing it? Let's try it.
Where it began. I can't begin to know when. But that I know it's growing strong.
Greatest karaoke song of all time. It's nice baby!

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Best Drink After A Long Run.

The greatest beer to have after a long run is Tropicalia. So if you're a runner like to torture yourself with long runs on Saturday or Sunday mornings right afterwards, I recommend a Tropicalia. They are amazing, ripe and juicy. They smell like passion fruit made love to citrus tree. It's almost like baby Jesus visited and said, I want the greatest beer ever made. And then creature comforts made it in Tropicalia. It has a very distinct package, bright orange light blue can. Funny fact, it's what Thor drank when he got fat in the Marvel movies really good IPA and that stands for an Indian Pale Ale, which you can only get America you can't get in India, ironically. But if you're gonna do some running, and you want to have a nice beer afterwards, this is what you need to have. This is the beer of choice. If you don't run, you can still drink it of course, but you're much more likely to get chunky with big love handles and a gut because that's what happens when you drink IPAs like water, try it Tropicalia go for a run first. Maybe go for a run afterwards, but it's harder to do it afterwards. So run first. It's nice baby!

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Coffee - The Nectar Of The Gods. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #coffee #morningcoffee #coffeeadict #espresso #coffeeinaction #latte

Coffee, the nectar of the gods. Without it, the world would have ended. If you don't have coffee every morning, you're probably a terrible person or you're just a baby. It's good to know the coffee was discovered by a goat herder in Egypt. America drinks the most coffee with an average of 88.8 gallons per year per person. If you drink too much coffee today, you become irritable and a giant aihole, so drink less Karen. Coffee has a very special connection to all types of people. Even in music, it has a very special connection Eric Clapton both are better without cream. You should also know the difference between coffee and your own opinion. Most people will only ask for coffee. There's really only two types of people in this world as well. Those that love coffee, and liars you should know how a coffee snob takes their coffee. Seriously, very seriously. Even IT people love coffee. They love Java and hipsters often burn their tongue on coffee, because they drink it before it's cool. Now if you take my coffee you better get ready for a mugging. But all seriousness coffee makes you an honest person and without it you'd be full of shit. It's nice baby!

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Vodka Is Awesome. #shorts #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation  #explorepage #vodka #drink #lightdrink

Vodka is awesome. Vodka is amazing drink. It comes from the name voda, which means water ïn Russian. There was a time though in Russia when they ran out. In May 9 1945. When the Nazis surrendered to the Soviet Union, the Russians partied so hard within 22 hours they depleted their entire country's resources. I'm surprised didn't invade another country to get some more. But let's not focus on Russia's vodka. Look more back to the United States where they have Tito's vodka for dog lovers made right in Austin, Texas, but most mancha has a 90 calories per 50 grams per shot. It's lighter than water. It's one of the cleanest alcohols you can buy on the planet has no sugar, yeast or any of those kinds of things. You're rockin keto, it's all you can drink baby great a friendly another really good brand of vodka is double crossed out of Slovakia incredibly pure one all types of awards. My personal preference is at Tito's and club soda and a pinch of lime. And like most drinks, the more you drink, the better look and sound. It's nice baby!

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Must-Know Filipino Fun Facts. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #philippines #filipino #karaoke #mannypacquiao

Must know facts about the Philippines. First, it is composed of over 7600 islands in Southeast Asia. The average temperature there is 765 degrees Fahrenheit. They have some of the most polite people on the planet maybe because they start celebrating Christmas in September. Karaoke is the national activity so practice sure Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond because if you don't like karaoke, you're a horrible person. They do send over 400 million text messages a day to each other making it the thumb arthritis capital of the world, but they do the longest basketball game ever played over 120 hours, amazing for an average height of four foot three in the country that they have a basketball team. They have five of the largest shopping malls and the largest volcanic eruption ever occur in the last 50 years. Manny Pacquiao is from there and he's so fast he can knock you out just looking at you. The yo-yo was invented there explains why there's such a level headed culture that can deal with the ups and downs. They have rice with everything, breakfast, lunch, dinner. If you don't have rice, it's not a meal. You can have with mangoes in your coffee on your hot chocolate with your ice cream. It's rice baby!

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Beach AMSR - Fall Asleep in one minute. #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation  #explorepage #asmr #asmrsleep #asmrrelax #asmrsounds #asmrvids #asmrbeach #relaxing #sleep #beach #waves #satisfying

Imagine you're on a beach, beautiful white sands. It's a warm, clear, sunny day, and you hear the ocean. You hear the wind. You feel the sun on your face. It's warm. But the day unfolds and you go for your walk, you feel the white sand continuously caress your feet. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Enjoy the power of the ocean. It's push its pull its release. Let your mind drift further. The like the tide. Let it come and go. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Hear the waves, feel the wind. Close your eyes and let go.

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Ariana Grande Is Terrible. #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #ariana #arianagrande #music #musica #voice

Ariana Grande is terrible. Her music is absolute garbage. Incredibly repetitive, derivative of every song she ever sings. She was annoying as Cat on salmon cat. Don't ask why I know that show. Ironically though, she does sound like a calf getting slowly tortured to death when she sings. I would rather have a warm dagger gently inserted into my eardrum than listen to her music. Her lyrics are generally horrible, thoughtless and meaningless on one the trifacta Triple Threat, if you will, her music may cause cancer. I have no scientific proof except for the giant tumor growing on my ear every time she sings. I don't know why she just randomly cusses in her songs as no value doesn't feel very smooth. She is really just celebrity culture. And it seems music is a second thought. According to the things.com, she is a cheater, a bully, she's mean to her fans, and I think they're implying she may smell like rotten turkey. Ariana Grande is amusing. It's not nice baby!

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Happy 4th Of July.  #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #july4th #longweekend #hotdogs #firecrackers #history #historyfacts #IndependenceDay 

Happy 4th of July from American, the sexy voice guy. Here's some interesting facts about the 4th of July. First Americans are going to eat over 150 million hotdogs, drink 16 billion gallons of beer, and blow up about $1 billion worth of fireworks and lose some fingers. The actual vote for the Declaration of Independence was on July 2. It was only published in the papers on July 4, and on July 4, only two people actually signed the Declaration of Independence that was Charles Thompson and in notorious John Hancock with his giant ass signature. Nicolas Cage would argue there is a treasure map on the back, but there isn't. On the back of the declaration independence, there's only a phrase that reads original Declaration of Independence July 4, 1776, kind of like an NFT. An odd mystery related to the Fourth of July is that on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died within five hours of each other. Maybe they are partying a little hard so party safely America and Happy Fourth of July. It's nice baby!

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