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Eating Tacos. #shorts #podcast #humor

Eating tacos. Before you do, there's a few things you should know about tacos. One, it's a pretty old dish. It's from the 18th century when gunpowder was wrapped up in paper, like attack Quito, then they inserted it deep into the rocks and they let it up. This is from Mexico, one of the highest eating Taco countries in the world. And I don't know if you know this, but anything can go on a taco. You can put whatever you want that taco not everything is recommended. If you don't want anything too spicy, or anything you're gonna choke on or anything that caused damage. You can put anything you want to Taco. It translates to light lunch, there's a whole day to celebrate a taco as well. Tacos can be pretty damn expensive. If you're in St. Louis, Missouri. I do recommend Del Taco after maybe attending the bars downtown. Be careful. You may enjoy that taco twice. I love juicy tacos. All types meat, chicken pork. I know who the hell came out with a fish taco. They should be beat with a rubber chicken. But that's everything you need to know about tacos. It's nice baby!

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History of Condoms. #shorts #podcast #humor #comedy #funnypodcast #condoms

The history of condoms goes back to 11,000 BC where they show paintings on cave walls of animal skin being used. Not sure I'd want to use that condom today it's probably out of date but most condoms until the modern condom were made of sheep intestines. Ugh, gross. In 1855 the first rubber condom was made. This was because of Charles good years discovery of rubber vulcanization which led to the first condom being built, but also was very, very thick and bulky. Ironic, right? All types of condoms exist female, lambskin, flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed for her pleasure, and I'm pretty sure there's probably a gluten free one, two. Also one of the highest stolen items in stores. Why? The teenagers are afraid to buy them. They're embarrassed. Let's wrap up this bid with a bit of wisdom to chew on. If you break a mirror, it's seven years of bad luck, break a condom, and it's going to want you to pay for college. Enjoy this full length podcast. It's nice baby!

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Racoons: Swingers and Delicious #shorts #podcast #humor #funny #racoons

Racoons. First off, how do you spell the name? One C? Two C's? D efinitely a double O, it's probably worth looking into. If I was going to be any other mammal, it might be a raccoon. There's a few reasons. They still have all their five little digits. They can really do some skillful things,  like they can unlatch a cage, they can untie a knot, they can pick your pocket, it's true. They get pretty big to about 57 pounds. They, they're nocturnal, so they, you know, they kind of like to party. They're kind of like swingers to you know, they don't have life partners, this kind of do what they want and do it when they want. I liked a little bandit eyes too. You know, they kind of look like they're always up to mischief. I bet they're pretty delicious, too. I think all you'd really need is maybe garlic salt, pepper, mela cumin, slow roast those little gains on a fire. Maybe indirect heat. Not really sure that's legal. I was trying though. That's raccoons by a sexy voice guy. It's nice baby!

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Don't Be Like These Gym People! #shorts #podcast #humor #fun #comedy #gym

Gym people. Here's some annoying things that happened in the gym. We're gonna start with the grunters. You know who you are, you make too much noise. People who are brand new that only go to one machine and sit there the whole time. Also people who take endless selfies in the gym or film themselves lifting it, stop. Anybody with sandals quit doing that. You work out in jeans, also a stop. Anybody who's practicing karate or their golf swing in the mirror, please quit this. I really don't enjoy the people who wear too much makeup or endlessly do cardio and won't get off the machine. If you count your reps out loud. Or take a speaker phone call. Don't CrossFit hold different episode we need to do on that one. Anybody who asked for a spot they clearly cannot lift the weight be if I went to the gym I probably have more here for you. But the truth is lots of behaviors people need to quit doing and improve their experience at the gym. Thanks for listening. It's nice baby!

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Clean Your Balls #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #Balls #Comedy

Balls, you got to clean your balls. I'm referring specifically to the balls in your bag. That's right, they get dirty sometimes when you play golf and you got to know how to clean them properly. So when you take the balls out, clean them with warm soapy water in a bucket. Don't mix other people's balls in there and if clean balls before you don't want to do that gets confusing gets too too intense. Just clean your own balls or have someone clean them for you. And make sure they use their fingertips very gently to clean each and every dibble. Get in there. Work at nice, get in your hand, get a couple of those things going back and forth. You don't wanna get too hot of water either. You could walk that cover hurts, you're you know, you're clean. I'm like that will be gentle, yet firm. You still need to have enough roughness to get it clean, and really helped these balls perform better on that shape, but in green, that's where it's important. Getting that ball in the hole. Simply guys from the sexy boys guide on how to clean your golf balls. It's nice baby!

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How To Use Your Hard Seltzer #Shorts #Podcast #Humor #HardSeltzer

Hard seltzer is nice. Hard seltzer, delta seltzer, mature seltzer, spiked seltzer and hard sparkling alcohol waters what this stuff is, it's a kind of drink that's fermented from cane sugar, sometimes malted barley, which is ironic because it was advertised as low sugar. That's weird, but I've only found one really good use for hard seltzer. Watch. This is Peters first attempt at a birdie. *inaudible*. That's hard seltzer, my sexy voice guy. It's nice baby!

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History of Dicks #Shorts #Podcast #Humor

Dicks, the history of dicks. I know you wondered why the name Richard got shortened a dick. I did too. So I looked it up. Apparently Richard is a very old dramatic name. It is pronounced slightly differently back then. I can't speak German, so I'm not going to try to do it. But in the 1800s, though, apparently they would shorten things for the purposes of writing them down. Yeah, remember those days you use a pen and a pencil? Not even a pen back there. Just the pencil. Actually, I don't know what they use. Maybe it's chalk, but they would shorten things. So Richard became Rick which became Dick. And Rick Dick rhyme they liked it, Dick stuck. Some famous dicks you should know about our Dick Butkus, Dick Tracy, Dick Kevin Dick Paul, that's a real name, John Holmes. They're all amazing dicks. And today if you're called dick, it probably means you're a jerk or if you're referring to your the male anatomy, that can be that too. Or maybe your name is just Richard. That's the history of dicks. Thanks for listening. Enjoy. It's nice baby.

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Welcome to the sexy voice guy podcast, where I can make any topic sexy and funny. Leave me a comment with your topic and I'll create one just for you. It's nice baby!

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Cornhole Tips | Getting Your Bag In The Hole #Shorts #Podcast #Humor

Cornhole is a fun game you can play with a partner, or by yourself. It's more fun to play with a partner of course, but the goal of the game is to get four bags in a hole. Seems like a lot of bags for one hole. If you asked me, it's very important to to have a drink while you play. Why? Because drinking is awesome. Here are three tips though to improve your cornhole experience. First, you got to learn the arc. You need the right angle, the right trajectory to land on that hard wood with your bags. If you don't, you might bounce off and miss the whole. Second, you got to learn the slide. That's right. Your bank has a slide side you might not known that. You want to land about six inches shorter. So have that hole and slide it right in. You can go a little longer away but six inches is about the average size. Third, motion, you got to practice to get it swing and just right to get those bags in the hole. If you practice enough by yourself when you're with your partner, they're going to really like you get in those bags and the whole. Enjoy those tips for cornhole because: It's nice baby!

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Truth About Nuts #shorts #podcast #humor
Today's discussions about nuts.   I'm concerned about the nuts you're putting in your mouth.   Nuts, you know they can be dangerous, you know, then they come in all sizes and shapes and types.   Some are salted or unsalted. Some are you know, light-colored with curved, some looked like cockroaches, some are dark and wrinkly, and some are ominous-looking, too.   You got to be careful, you got to pick the right nut for you, you know, you don't wanna pick something that's going to hurt you.   You definitely want to put too many nuts in your mouth at once. That's never good.   But you want to make sure you're not allergic that nut can make you swell up or even die.   But when you get your nut you just want to make sure that you've eaten the right amount and when you get done you really want to wash it down some you know water milk you know cottage cheese maybe Scotch I know that's kind of weird, but you know all those things work really well to wash down the nut's weird residue in your mouth.   Don't go back to get more nuts after you drink it. Just enjoy the ones you had.   Just sound advice from sexy voice guy and enjoy your nuts because: it's nice baby.

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