Welcome back to Live, Laugh, Luke where Jan is in recovery post surgery and is under strict instruction to do nothing - no hoovering or driving, so she’s absolutely milking it!

In more medical updates, Jan tells us about her prostate test (no, we didn’t think she had a prostate either!), and a sh*t on a stick that she did for her bowel test.

And back at the Hamnett house, Dave’s had his fish nicked by a heroin user/heron. We’ll let you work that one out.

SHAMONE! There’s a game of guess the lyric, and should you be asking your partner permission for things? Let us know what you think in the comments…

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