Get ready for a surprise! We unpack the craziness of the last ten laps, along with grid boys, what's up with Red Bull and McLaren, TIRE WARS, and Kimi's own personal code of ethics.

How does the FIA plan to make F1 better? By enraging everyone! We catch up with those wing nuts and their aggressive looks along with bad hairdressers, confidential McLaren documents, and what you should REALLY watch this weekend.

We barely make it out of the Catalunya jungle in time to talk about Räikkönen's potty mouth, the indestructible Pastor Maldonado, face tape in your air hole, GENE HAWS, and the latest in Formula E madness.

With the season back in action, we dunk our donuts into the nitty-gritty of the F1 farm system, Ferrari's driver future, how to watch F1 IRL, Räikkönen's hatred of school buses, and what is, and is not, Europe.

F1 fan, globetrotter, and all-around baller Dave Lang joins us to discuss stank money, circumventing international travel documents, the secret to Maldonado's success, bootleg Alonso T-shirts, and the dark, dark corners of the Internet.

Sparks fly in the desert night as dicey pit strategies pay off, Maldonado finds the kill switch, and a chorus of excuses drowns out the sound of exploding Renault engines. Also: the Hamilton splash zone, when Manor will get good, and Bernie Being Bernie.

We try not to get thrown in Chinese jail while discussing this week's double-header with Bahrain, Lotus' double-points prospects, the angle of Hamilton's dangle, and WHY IS EVERYONE ON FIRE?

Did you hear Bernie got a new tattoo? He thinks it says "ascend," but it's actually the Chinese character for "Formula E is totally rad." This and other, truer news stories and rookie Qs in the run-up to CHI-NAA!

We've got ourselves a SEASON, PEOPLE! Drivers and crews duke it out over the radio while Kimi proves he doesn't need tires to score, greedy racers get the spins, the Red Bulls are on dust, and Rosberg hands out some professional racing tips.

Coming off last week's maelstrom of technical, medical, and legal issues, we drop anchor in a sea of maybes regarding the German GP, Manor, Bottas, Alonso, Red Bull, and partying with a Formula EJ.