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They've got Pep Guardiola, we've got Michael Carrick.

In his first match as coach, Carrick's Man Utd side beat Man City 2-0. It wasn't even close.

In just 3 days, Carrick showed us the blueprint: football that plays to our strengths.

Bryan Mbeumo and Patrick Dorgu scored, but Man Utd could've had six. Three goals were ruled out for offside, and Donnarumma made five saves.

This was about IDENTITY. 

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Tosin and Coach review all of the action from the the #totalenergiesafcon2025 Quarter Finals with a special look at #Iwobi 's legacy for #nigeria 

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Tosin and Coach Round up the action from the top 5 leagues in Europe 

#LaLiga Action and #SpanishSupercup to!
#seriea 
#facup 
#Bundesliga 
and #FrenchCup!

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Man Utd are a broken record, literally breaking records for all the wrong reasons. After their FA Cup exit, they're set to play just 40 games this season, the fewest in 111 years.

This goes deeper than football. United lack leadership, accountability, and any sense of how to compete in the modern game.

Tosin's had enough. Same problems, same excuses, no solutions. In this episode, he breaks down exactly where it all went wrong and why it keeps getting worse.

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The Gunners blew their chance to extend their lead at the top of the Premier League to 8 points after a lethargic and boring effort against an extremely depleted, defensive, and technically impressive Liverpool. There wasn't much to discuss from this one, but join Mitch and Deen for the SPS review of a rainy and cold night at The Emirates.

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Man United have officially sacked Ruben Amorim. 14 months of misery, and it's over.

But here's the reality: Amorim was a problem, but he wasn't THE problem. INEOS, the Glazers, Jason Wilcox, Omar Berrada. They all have a lot to answer for.

As Nino Brown said in New Jack City: "This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business." The real question isn't whether Amorim deserved to go. It's whether INEOS and the Glazers can actually get the next hire right and fix the broken structure that keeps producing the same results. 

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Join Tosin and Coach as the wrap up the weekends action in:

- Serie A
- La Liga
- Ligue 1
- The Premier League
- And last by no means least the latest action from the AFCON (this starts from 38:45)

Ruben Amorim lost his composure after Manchester United’s 1–1 draw with Leeds. He has been at the club since November 2024 and he is already in open conflict with the people who hired him.

Sound familiar?

Moyes. Van Gaal. Mourinho. Solskjaer. Rangnick. Ten Hag. Now Amorim. Different managers. Same failure. Because the problem at Manchester United is not the coach. It never has been.

As Stringer Bell said in The Wire: “Ain’t no new package. Just gonna put that same shit out in a different colored gelcap.” That is United. Glazers to INEOS, nothing has changed. Just fresh messaging and false hope.

Let's down the reality at Man United. Tactical chaos on the pitch. A power struggle behind the scenes. A club with no football identity that thinks another manager and more spending will fix it.

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Join Deen, Coach and Mitch as they cover Arsenal's win at the Vitality Stadium beating Bournemouth 3-2. The gang cover:
- Rotation and team selection
- Player relationships
- Declan Rice!
- How Arsenal manage the squad in this period 
- Much More!

Tosin and Coach round up the group stage of the Total Energies AFCON 2025 and then look ahead to the Round of 16 including South Africa vs Cameroon, Algeria vs DR Congo and Nigeria vs Mozambique