With approximately 48 hours left in 2021, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the year. Over the last seventeen months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is some solid sh*t right here. From our Sh*t Family to you and yours, we wish y'all a ridiculously Happy New Year!

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As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy!

Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't Tell You family, we wish you and yours a happy holiday and a splendid new year!

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As the days grow shorter, the air gets chillier, and many of us bring trees into our homes to decorate them as they slowly die, let us reflect on the weird-ass year that was 2021. Join Nikki and Steve for an entertaining, informative, and surprisingly emotional recap of the year that was. From endings to beginnings to long-distance moves, the last twelve months have, quite frankly, been a lot. And be sure to stick around for the ending of this episode. You don't want to miss a very special message from the Crypto King.

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Have you heard the whispers on the street? The murmurs in the crowd? If you concentrate, you can just barely make out a few letters: "N-F-Ts." You may be wondering to yourself, "What are they?" "Where did they come from?" "If I want to be cool, should I buy one?" For answers to these questions and more about the wild world of Non-Fungible Tokens, listen on, fellow Sh*tters. (wait, is that what STDTY fans are called?) Well, they are now.

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Way back when in the golden days of August 2018, we did an episode called "BUYING A DAMN HOUSE". Well, fast forward three years, and we're now doing an episode about selling that same damn house. From bullsh*t appraisals to earnest deposits to being prepared to literally sign 1,000 documents, this week's episode is a virtual "how-to" about putting that sweet, sweet equity to good use and buying what might just be your forever home.

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From exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of useful information and a nauseatingly sweet summary of how these two idiots fell in love (hint: it wasn't like a rom-com). As we sit down at dining room tables across the country to argue with our extended family members for Thanksgiving, you can listen to how two people somehow argued their way to an unnaturally healthy relationship.

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Did Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Professor Limo won't dive down several internet rabbit holes to bring you yet another stellar conspiracy theory episode of Sh*t. Buckle up, folks, as this one is about to get weird.

Elvis as a Home alone extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0

Miles Mathis paper on Lennon: http://mileswmathis.com/lennon.pdf

Mark Staycer interview: https://youtu.be/_QBzclDPBsg?t=108

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If you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. In this brilliant Ask Us Anything, Nikki and Steve prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutia of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. In the immortal words of Peyton Manning: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." Enough said.

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Are you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benefits like Hawaiian shirt Fridays? Well, Nikki is here to save you from the doldrums of a 9 to 5. Professor Limo takes you through the story of starting her own jewelry line, Kittens & Coffee, as well as tons of sage advice about the ins and outs of entrepreneurship that will come in super-handy once you finally decide to put that brilliant idea you have to good use and start a business.

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As we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This year, Nikki and Steve recount their straight-up-terrifying tales of encounters with spirits both nice and nefarious. From the Shadowman to a wailing child, this year's episode will have you on Ebay finally ordering that Thundercats night light you've been eyeing for months.

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