From an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quora. Seriously. There is some fu*ked up sh*t on there. You have no idea. So settle in and get ready for some tales of terror, titillation, and unparalleled stupidity.

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Ace and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display between these two disgusting lovebirds, please have a plastic bucket nearby at all times in case you have the urge to vomit. Seriously. It's that gross. It's also aspirational. But mostly gross.

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From diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the first time and falling deeply in love, today's AUA will start with you as an utter failure of a human being, and end with you being the epitome of all that is excellence. At absolutely no cost to you. Enjoy.

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Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome!

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If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!).

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Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve gives us hard evidence that proves we’re not alone in our little corner of the universe. They answer all the truly hard questions like: are UFOs just time-travelers hanging out? Is the Pentagon hiding ET from us? Who in the hell is attacking Canada? This is some deeply scholarly stuff, folks.

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These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks! Nikki and Steve are fully aware that life’s a b*tch and they’re here to break down the filthy lie that is survivorship bias.

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Buying your first home? Dreaming of your ex? Just wanna shower Nikki and Steve with a plethora of compliments? Well, you're in luck. The dynamic duo of Iceman and Ice Breaker are here to read your emails and give you unprofessional (yet solicited) advice on how to manage your fitness, family, and finances! And because this is a listener mailbag episode, they definitely tell people to break-up. Because that's simply what they do. 

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From the disgusting to the mysterious to the mind-boggling to the even more disgusting, Nikki takes us on a wild ride through the crazy world that is her general state of health. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll frequently want to dry heave, but this is one ticket you don't want to lose, folks. So gather around and prepare to be regaled with fantastical tales of microbes and how they interact with the Nikki Limo microbiome.

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To say that there are exciting things happening in the world of crypto would be perhaps the understatement of the year. From new markets and blockchains to NFTs to completely re-inventing internet infrastructure, Professor Steve schools our asses on all the amazing sh*t that is happening in the world of crypto and beyond. This is a rare episode of STDTY, as not once do Nikki and Steve tell someone to break up.

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