Shitty Cinema

This week we watch watch Texas v. Russia Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots style, learn Dave doesn't know what q-tips are for, and that Van Damme said no to this film!

The gang dissects how to politely ignore mossy teeth, the joys of the Scottish mob, and how this movie may have ruined Jay's sex life.

What is better than an absentee father? A dead one according to Sidney Poitier! Grimace through bad Cosby rubber-facing and incredible ghost effects!

You've never wanted to see bees wipe out a room full of millennials more...

You will never want to speak your troubles again, only sing them a la Wayland Jennings! And don't forget to blame it on the Kelly's!

Kelsey Grammar reminds us of how flexible military chain of command is, and Casey KNOWS Rob Schnieder is sold into sex slavery... or a lobster boat.

A coked out Jerry O'Connell? Check. Porn stars? Check. A Jaws cameo? Check. Get out your floaties kids, cause we're going to the deep end!

Rooting for the main characters to die in the first five minutes is not a good sign... but you'd be a fool to miss this episode

Our Anaconda DOES want some... more of JLO and John Voight impersonating Tommy Wiseau in this balmy masterpiece!

What if your mom replaced one of your GI Joe's with a cup of warm jello? Yeah... it's kinda like that