Shitty Cinema

A snapshot of 90's culture; bangs, sororities, and mayo! Oh my!

Robocop teaches us the way of the dominatrix, and don't forget your car scraper for clout!

Shitty Cinema learns the the rules of the French Foreign Legion, and why pantyhose aren't gym attire.

Never get lost on a boat with a sex worker. They have no inner compass.

Casey can barely contain herself during the maiden podcast voyage of the film that taught her to love. Self love. I'm referring to masturbation here. FYI.

Can hair straighteners ever be sexy?

It's a tough game of who would you rather bang: Satan or an edgelord?

The gang parses the thigh strength needed to stay on a horse during a full speed barrel roll, as well as historical context of child assassination.

Dave and Juice prove they are impervious to being cultured when exposed to a classic

Learn how close is too close while having sex in the next room over from your dad.