Shitty Cinema

This week we learned all dragons have the Sean Connery speech impediment, and that Dennis Quaid did the Christian Bale Batman voice long before Christian Bale did. Suck it Bale.

Visual herpes invades Shitty Cinema, and Randy Quaid is the only salve that can soothe us. Also, a secret Keaunu Reeves pops in!

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Keenan and Kel, and everything else you've never asked for. Deliver us to Quaid!

In communist Russia, car flies you!

A high stakes rock paper scissors tournament ran by Michael Douglas gets invaded by a schizo with a Ronald McDonald samurai persona. The gang also learns the dark secret of Chinese Chucky Cheese (come with children, leave sexy single free)

Have you ever wondered what would happen if DJ Khaled remixed the original Star Wars with a bad 70's Turkish film? We found out with TURKISH STAR WARS this week!

Casey discovers why research is important after making the gang watch a film entirely in Tagalog. Spoiler: knowing the dialogue would not have helped much.

Lifetime creates the new google, and find out about predators with painted on pants in your child's school.... tonight on Shitty Cinema!

LARPing has never been so sexy! The gang also learns why it's important not to teleport into solid objects.

That's no chihuahua, it's a chupacabra!