Shitty Cinema

Ever imagine what a clip art movie would look like? What if half of it took place in a strip club?

Emilio Estevez can't sweat his way out of this one! Technology is here to kill you!

If this movie has taught us anything, it's drop out of school and run a gas station. What could go wrong?

Cocaine filled photo shoots, nymphomania, and eating disorders (but in spanish).

You will actually be rooting for creditors by the end of this film. Bonus points if you can stay awake during the whole run time of the film.

All of the best from the 80's! Capitalism, hair, and horror! Beep boop bop, this one has robots!

If you say "blood fart" 11 times in a row, you'll have a stroke and won't have to go to work. I promise.

We aren't scientists, but we sure know when enough popcorn is enough!

Dolph Lundgren channels your weird racist uncle, Casey brings juice boxes of apple pie moonshine!

Schwarzenegger titillates with ferret play and babysitting! Don't forget to do background check people!