The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form the Adjudication Panel once again. On the agenda this time: Greece and Britain's Elgin Marbles negotiations being reported in transferspeak, stadium announcers going beyond the call of duty and the very precise language of the relegation zone.

Meanwhile, the panel discuss - in depth - how many "gears" a team can shift into during a performance and the true difference between "caretaker" and "interim" managers.