The same news is still happening: Iran war negotiations are fake, Trump is threatening genocide again (and admitting he doesn't care about our finances), gas prices are still high, and there is another Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire although fire has not ceased. Ka$h Patel stories keep hitting the timeline, this time it's about a “VIP snorkeling" trip at Pearl Harbor. Mallory McMorrow launched fake doctor allegations at Abdul El-Sayed, and Matt Walsh (Matt WASHED) is beefing with... Rosa Parks???

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(0:00) Trump does NOT care about your financial situation

(5:25) Intro

(8:00) GEOPOLITICS: China, Iran, Lebanon, Cuba

(45:10) Kash Patel's VIP Snorkel

(51:32) Democrats & Republicans vote for surveillance bill

(54:45) Abdul fake doctor allegations

(1:04:20) Matt Walsh beefs with Rosa Parks

(1:08:05) Reviews/ending

Seen on this episode:

Geopolitics update - 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/business/oil-stocks-gas-trump-iran.html 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/16/business/energy-environment/iran-war-oil-countries-winners-losers.html 

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/16/israeli-strikes-on-southern-lebanon-continue-despite-ceasefire-extension 

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/17/us-military-drones-cuba 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/world/americas/cuba-oil-energy-crisis.html 

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/16/politics/iran-trump-china-military-strikes

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/senate-defeats-7th-trump-war-powers-iran/

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/05/14/congress/house-barely-rejects-limits-on-iran-war-as-gop-defections-grow-00922381

Kash Patel is the coolest guy ever - https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/us/politics/patel-fbi-travel-snorkeling-pearl-harbor.html 

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fbi-director-kash-patel-took-vip-snorkel-at-a-pearl-harbor-memorial-emails-show 

Matt Washed - 

https://x.com/wallstreetapes/status/2055714062009504202?s=12&t=8_TutkGAJjiPRjAN0O7dFw