Good morning, folks! I hope these show notes find you well. :) It's "cooking breakfast" time here in the Dennis house. I'm mixing up some pancakes and Mai is acting out a bit - so it's reasonably apparent that it's going to be a pretty long day. As is life with a 3-year-old, I guess.  ... Thanks to all of you who were able to catch the show live today on Twitch. (If you're not already familiar, you can watch almost all of our shows at <a href= "http://www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive">www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive</a>)  ... On this week's show: <ul> <li>Tom thinks he discovered White Privilege</li> <li>Tom rides the Sunrail</li> <li>Busdeker ate goat head soup</li> <li>Editors skewing stories</li> <li>Toys for t*ts</li> <li>Lil' Onion and Heavy Pickle</li> <li>Sex at your family’s house</li> <li>Bra Technology</li> <li>Elvis in the military</li> </ul> ... Thanks, as always, for downloading and supporting the show. Next week is our big 500th show. Tom and I have been putting a lot of thought into what we would like to do, and I think that we finally have it dialed in. It's a dream job for us to talk to you guys and have fun with you and I hope you know how much it means to us that you download and listen.  All the best and we'll talk to you on Monday, d

Good morning, folks! I hope these show notes find you well. :) It's "cooking breakfast" time here in the Dennis house. I'm mixing up some pancakes and Mai is acting out a bit - so it's reasonably apparent that it's going to be a pretty long day. As is life with a 3-year-old, I guess. ... Thanks to all of you who were able to catch the show live today on Twitch. (If you're not already familiar, you can watch almost all of our shows at www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive) ... On this week's show: Tom thinks he discovered White Privilege Tom rides the Sunrail Busdeker ate goat head soup Editors skewing stories Toys for t*ts Lil' Onion and Heavy Pickle Sex at your family’s house Bra Technology Elvis in the military ... Thanks, as always, for downloading and supporting the show. Next week is our big 500th show. Tom and I have been putting a lot of thought into what we would like to do, and I think that we finally have it dialed in. It's a dream job for us to talk to you guys and have fun with you and I hope you know how much it means to us that you download and listen. All the best and we'll talk to you on Monday, d

Good morning, folks! I hope these show notes find you well. :) It's "cooking breakfast" time here in the Dennis house. I'm mixing up some pancakes and Mai is acting out a bit - so it's reasonably apparent that it's going to be a pretty long day. As is life with a 3-year-old, I guess.&nbsp; ... Thanks to all of you who were able to catch the show live today on Twitch. (If you're not already familiar, you can watch almost all of our shows at <a href="http://www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive" rel="noopener noreferrer">www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive</a>)&nbsp; ... On this week's show: <ul> <li>Tom thinks he discovered White Privilege</li> <li>Tom rides the Sunrail</li> <li>Busdeker ate goat head soup</li> <li>Editors skewing stories</li> <li>Toys for t*ts</li> <li>Lil' Onion and Heavy Pickle</li> <li>Sex at your family’s house</li> <li>Bra Technology</li> <li>Elvis in the military</li> </ul> ... Thanks, as always, for downloading and supporting the show. Next week is our big 500th show. Tom and I have been putting a lot of thought into what we would like to do, and I think that we finally have it dialed in. It's a dream job for us to talk to you guys and have fun with you and I hope you know how much it means to us that you download and listen.&nbsp; All the best and we'll talk to you on Monday, d

Show #499 - Lil' Onion and Heavy Pickle

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?"

If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?"

If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T &amp; D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T &amp; D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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