Hi there. I'm really, really, REALLY tired. So, about the notes. They're better than most of the time, but this time they're going to be short and sweet. HERE! 

On this week's show:

* Special Needs Detective song

* Tom cancels his appearance on Samantics AGAIN

* If a dragon wears a wig

* Tommy wants to be a karate man

* Crystal went to Vegas to see Celine Dion

* Tom is Swamp Mr. Bean 

* "You can't get tired of having cancer" -Tom Vann

* Gripes and Gratefuls

* Macho Man Randy Newman

* Randy Moulton calls in- Tom says "I love you"

* Tom listens to gambling podcasts

* Felecia Spencer's UFC Fight Night coming up- Tom wants to bet on the fight

* Call with Seth and Felecia

* News with Chris Fisher

* Most expensive coming to U.S.

* Guns n Rose lawsuit

* Memphis airport confiscating bbq sauce 

* Steak n Shake milkshake getting rid of cherries

* Call Mama Dennis about tying cherries in your mouth

* "I'll lick the skin off the apple" -Tom Vann

We should have never called my Mom. 

That is all. 

d