In episode four of STFU UK edition, there are only two things to discuss: Sam SUCKS and Fredday can get it five ways to Sunday.

In Episode 3 of STFU UK Edition, Daisy betrays Ellyn’s trust by watching ahead. Ellyn gets nodes imitating Catherine, and both of us are probably getting restraining orders from Fredday.

In the second episode of STFU UK Edition, Ellyn is convinced all the men of England are therapized, and Daisy is convinced Nicole is actually Nancy.

In the premiere episode of Shut the Fuck Up Nick Lachey UK Edition, Daisy does some GREAT accents, Ellyn is insufferable about how much she knows about English people, and Nose Job Sam is a walking red flag.

We made it (finally) to the end of Season One of Love is Blind. We swear we started this season back in the early 90s. Ellyn and Daisy (just barely) survived the Barnetts' sexual over-sharing, Amber’s mean-girling, and Jessica’s redemption arc.

We learn that a party crawling with cameras and reality TV star wannabes is not the best place for a first date. Damian is fully out of his mind. And Cameron is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

On Love Is Blind Season 1’s After the Altar Part 2 (because there are approximately 27 parts), Daisy and Ellyn discuss how much Amber sucks and how much Jessica has grown on them. Most importantly, they learn that women’s input on when to start having babies is irrelevant because God!

It’s a return to season 1 for Daisy and Ellyn, as they discuss the first of three blasted after-the-altar episodes. They talk about couples who made it, couples who didn’t and, of course, the lewks they opted to showcase as they gathered two years after the I do’s. (Bonus trivia: Amber took a very long time trying to properly level the phrase “cum dumpster.” You’re welcome.)

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Join Ellyn and Daisy as emotions are all over the place in this special reunion. Two couples went through with their vows, are they still together...happily? Many others failed at this experiment and we get to hear their takes (and those of our favorite pod hosts) on why they couldn't make it work. 

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Join Daisy and Ellyn for what has to be their slap-happiest recording to date, during which they discuss what we’ve all been waiting for: the very first weddings episode ever produced for Love Is Blind. Who will say yes at the altar? Who will say no? And how many dramatic pauses will producers insert to make it seem like someone’s on the fence just to force a duh-duh-duhhhhhhh TV moment? Learn this and so much more on this episode of Shut the F*ck Up Nick Lachey.

Amid myriad — and, frankly, unprofessional — technical difficulties, Daisy and Ellyn manage to troll a spammer, cyber stalk an ex, applaud the cougars of the world and even talk a bit about Episode 9 of Love is Blind’s inaugural season.