Recap From Listener Chris:

Daisy and Ellyn recap Love is Blind Season 9, Episode 5 and force us all relive the most painful tunnel of love encounter with Patrick and Kacie. They also inspire us to hate Mike more than we ever thought we could... which is an impressive skill, since this dude is a diabetes-shaming loser who thinks everyone's favorite honeymoon destination, spring break spot, and cruise port, Tulum, is "exotic." Meanwhile...we all agree that although we sorta like Sparkle Pony Pinkie Pie and Kia-driving Jordan, we're a little concerned about Megan's use of the word "mom" when she talks about Jordan's son. Finally, Edmond jumps really high and Daisy and Ellyn thankfully remind us all that Ali and Anton still exist... where are those guys?

Well, in episode four of season nine, Denver continues to NOT disappoint with really disappointing people. Nick isn't gay, HE'S JUST TIRED! Kacie gets very graphic with Patrick and lets THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW she's going to sit on his dick. And Mike thinks babies are… hot? In conclusion, Ellyn and Daisy are taking a vow of celibacy out of disgust.

Episode Summary from Listener Laura:

Episode Summary from Listener Lisa:

Is he gay, or is he not gay? That is the question. Only those with a theater background can say for sure. But yah, he's gay. "Sparkle" Megan…blech. It's the loads of diamonds she owns that sparkle, NOT her personality. LOTS OF GRAND TETONS everywhere we look. It's gonna be a hell of a season.

Join Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan as they recap one of the most iconic reality shows on television: Love is Blind. Season-by-season they laugh, cry and tell Nick Lachey to shut the f*** up along the way. Season 9 episode recaps are out now!

Well, kids, here we go with another season of Love is Blind, and Netflix has TAKEN OUR NOTES. No more long drawn out conversations about how people like their steaks cooked. No, no. In episode one of season 9 we jump RIGHT IN with a love triangle almost instantly, an engagement, and some WEEPING. We're not in Minneapolis anymore, Toto. This looks like it's going to be a JUICY season. Then again, Netflix made us all think Trevor was a nice guy, so, who knows!

In the final episode of Love Is Blind season 7, The Reunion, we get lessons in how to apologize (Leo), how absolutely NOT to apologize (Hannah), and that one should never, ever go to the Dollar Tree to bedazzle one's dress from Francesca's that one will be wearing on national television (Ashley).

In the penultimate episode of Love Is Blind season 7, which we're pretty sure we've been covering since the Clinton administration at this point, Marissa deserves MUCH better, both in her love life and from LIB producers, and two couples just barely limp over the finish line to the alter