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Hiiii! We’re back!! This week we discuss Tyler’s trip to Taiwan and Vietnam. Then we get into John’s rather unfortunate Mercari nightmare. Enjoy!!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgia, queer stuff, and the absurdity of being alive right now- all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
Hiiii! We’re back!! This week we discuss a Reddit story about a woman’s allegedly “creepy” boyfriend, Tyler gets the scare of his life when he goes to get travel vaccines, and one of our own listeners writes in with a family mystery after their aunt’s passing.
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgia, queer stuff, and the absurdity of being alive right now- all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
Hiiii! This week we read a few posts from a subreddit all about eating “girl dinner” and sharing one’s personal thoughts and opinions. John also learns to turn off text notifications, shares an AI K-Pop song that is upsetting because it’s actually really good, and he finds a new flag he identifies with!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgia, queer stuff, and the absurdity of being alive right now- all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq #girldinner #demisexual
Hiiii! We missed you all and we’re back with a fun episode! Question- if you stick your finger in a donut’s hole, are you inside or outside the donut? And how does that apply to the human body? This week we FIND OUT. Also, Tyler freaks out an entire elevator full of strangers, John continues to have ADHD (as does Tyler tbh), and Tyler gets a cursed text from one of his hookup friends.
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
In this week’s episode we discuss Tyler’s bidet incident from almost 10 years ago. Legend has it his bidet is still spitting water everywhere to this day.
Also this week: John's sleep meds have made him too powerful, Tyler's new channel is thriving, a dentist tries to pull off a $780 heist, and other things! It’s a podcast y’all, you know what to do.
Heads up- no new episode next week. We're deep in the edit on our first big YouTube video and we can't wait to show you!!!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
People don't know how to act at the movies anymore, and we have something to say about that. Also in this one- being back on the dating apps & a small-talk masterclass with Tyler. Please tell us your worst movie theater story in the comments and we might read em on a future episode. Thank you bye!
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
It’s the end of Shut Up, B*tch! as we know it! We explain everything. Then- John survives his last wedding of the year (he had 3), Tyler deletes TikTok live on the pod, we debate the ethics of having a crush while being in a relationship, and MORE!
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!
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John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone
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Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
Hello!! Modelland is a 2011 young adult novel written by none other than Tyra Banks. In this episode we explore the lore of Modelland and discuss whether or not the theme song disproves the theory of relativity (our friend thinks it might open up a black hole). And because we’re gay- a guestbook comment sends us through the state of gay dating apps, Grindr's AI era, and the giant hole that just opened in West Hollywood.
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
Our drag names are better than yours and we can prove it. Also- why neither of us can be trusted to make a plan, why drinking is stupid and we keep doing it anyway, and the very specific corner of the afterlife the gays are getting. Plus, Tyler announces a brand new YouTube channel!
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!
Tyler’s new youtube channel: https://youtube.com/@shutup_tyler
Watch the episode on YouTube!
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John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone
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Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
HELLO! And…Goodbye! To Lindsey Graham, as he has been reincarnated into Cyclospora, another parasite sweeping the nation. Tyler cannot risk a cheesy gordita crunch this week and is in mourning so please respect his privacy at this time. We also talk about burnout, It Follows but gay, and maybe one or two more things? Idk you’ll have to watch and find out
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!
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John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone
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Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
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