Hiii!! Remember when the internet was full of weird websites before social media even existed? Or are you under the age of 35? This week we discuss old websites from the 90’s and early 2000’s, then we take a quiz to find out if Tyler’s cat Provolone is a psychopath. 

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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

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Heeeey! How y’all doin? This week we read some guestbook comments and discuss whether or not you should tell your friend you have a crush on them. We also discuss how much time you should spend with your significant other, John’s vagus nerve, and tons of other stuff!! Watch the episode and let us know if your vagus nerve is stimulated afterward!!

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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

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Hello! This week we found a married man’s gay twitter account and these DL men are really going through it y’all. Also, we found out those cute bootleg squishy bao buns cause cancer! Wow! There’s a bunch more in this episode but you gotta watch/listen to find out what comes next!

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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

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Well… John had one of the worst days of his life right before recording, so we get into who you actually call when you're falling apart, why asking for help is HARD, Tyler’s superpower, and how every comment keeps this show going!!! We also play NAME THAT VIDEO GAME based on video game backgrounds, plus we react to some of your funniest/most unhinged comments. We thought this was going to be the crying episode but…turns out laughter is the best medicine!!! HAW HAW HAW. 

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits 

#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq

Hiiii!! This week we discuss children’s media that traumatized us when we were young millennials, Provolone’s flea problem, and we read your guestbook comments! We always love reading your email and comments so send us more!

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at ⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠

Hi gay!! Happy Pride! This week John uses his very creative brain to make his own take on generic Pride posts. Tyler shares what he believes are under-appreciated gay icons, and they both discuss what Pride means to them by turning it into a truly terrible acronym. Did you know it was John’s birthday recently too? Be sure to wish him a happy birthday!!

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at ⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠

Hiiiii! Apparently there's a whole conversation about whether gay podcasts are "f** slop" now, so naturally we had to weigh in. We get into whether two gay men talking about fuzzy bellies is hurting anyone, and the very real crime of taking creep photos of strangers at the gym. Plus Tyler code switches for his cat, tells a fishing story that nearly killed him, and somehow ended up in the marketing for a horror movie. 

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits 

Hey girl. The squishy bao bun trend has gotten out of hand, a mom stole her own kid's glitter dumpling on camera (jail), and kids are getting 2nd degree burns from putting squishies in the microwave. OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!! Plus, Tyler is voicing a penguin in a film festival pilot, airport lounges are a scam, and we explain why coming out and dating someone 20 years older are basically the same thing. 

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 
Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits

Hiii!! A Star Fox 64 remake has been announced for Switch 2 and the Nintendo Direct video is annoying! We discuss this and the new character designs, which (let’s just say it out loud) are less hot now. We also talk about children getting SCAMMED on TikTok live so make sure you spam those galaxies or whatever. Plus, e-mail and guestbook comments! Bye!

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at https://shutupbitchpod.com/credits

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John thinks sex is disgusting so let’s talk about it. He also shares a crazy experience he had while riding through Los Angeles in a driverless car that freaked him out. Tyler goes to his first ever vogue ball and talks about how important lgbtq+ subcultures like ballroom are for the queer community. Did you know Tyler can vogue the house down boots? Just kidding haha wow there’s no way you thought that I mean look at him (he wrote this btw).

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About the show

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ 

Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits 

#gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #shutupbitch