Shut Up, Bitch!

By Shut Up, Bitch!

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we talk about The Internet, nostalgi... more

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September 22, 2026 The most unhinged texts we got this week
Hiiii! We missed you all and we’re back with a fun episode! Question- if you stick your finger in a donut’s hole, are you inside or outside the donut? And how does that apply to the human body? This week we FIND OUT. Also, Tyler freaks out an entire elevator full of strangers, John continues to have ADHD (as does Tyler tbh), and Tyler gets a cursed text from one of his hookup friends.

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Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
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Join our Discord
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Visit our website
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About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
27min
September 01, 2026 The 2017 bidet incident
In this week’s episode we discuss Tyler’s bidet incident from almost 10 years ago. Legend has it his bidet is still spitting water everywhere to this day.

Also this week: John's sleep meds have made him too powerful, Tyler's new channel is thriving, a dentist tries to pull off a $780 heist, and other things! It’s a podcast y’all, you know what to do.

Heads up- no new episode next week. We're deep in the edit on our first big YouTube video and we can't wait to show you!!!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
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Join our Discord
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Visit our website
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Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
30min
August 25, 2026 Ok nicole kidman that’s enough
People don't know how to act at the movies anymore, and we have something to say about that. Also in this one- being back on the dating apps & a small-talk masterclass with Tyler. Please tell us your worst movie theater story in the comments and we might read em on a future episode. Thank you bye!

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
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Visit our website
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
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Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
28min
August 18, 2026 The end of the podcast as we know it
It’s the end of Shut Up, B*tch! as we know it! We explain everything. Then- John survives his last wedding of the year (he had 3), Tyler deletes TikTok live on the pod, we debate the ethics of having a crush while being in a relationship, and MORE!

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Visit our website
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
31min
August 11, 2026 We got sent to Modelland
Hello!! Modelland is a 2011 young adult novel written by none other than Tyra Banks. In this episode we explore the lore of Modelland and discuss whether or not the theme song disproves the theory of relativity (our friend thinks it might open up a black hole). And because we’re gay- a guestbook comment sends us through the state of gay dating apps, Grindr's AI era, and the giant hole that just opened in West Hollywood.

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Visit our website
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
27min
August 04, 2026 Our drag names are better than yours
Our drag names are better than yours and we can prove it. Also- why neither of us can be trusted to make a plan, why drinking is stupid and we keep doing it anyway, and the very specific corner of the afterlife the gays are getting. Plus, Tyler announces a brand new YouTube channel!

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Tyler’s new youtube channel: https://youtube.com/@shutup_tyler

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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Follow us!
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Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
John:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Visit our website
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
25min
July 28, 2026 RIP to this parasite
HELLO! And…Goodbye! To Lindsey Graham, as he has been reincarnated into Cyclospora, another parasite sweeping the nation. Tyler cannot risk a cheesy gordita crunch this week and is in mourning so please respect his privacy at this time. We also talk about burnout, It Follows but gay, and maybe one or two more things? Idk you’ll have to watch and find out
New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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Follow us!
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Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠
John:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠⁠⁠

Visit our website
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
27min
July 21, 2026 These old websites could never exist today
Hiii!! Remember when the internet was full of weird websites before social media even existed? Or are you under the age of 35? This week we discuss old websites from the 90’s and early 2000’s, then we take a quiz to find out if Tyler’s cat Provolone is a psychopath.

ew episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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Follow us!
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John:⁠⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
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Visit our website
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Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
29min
July 14, 2026 Should I tell my friend I have a crush on them?
Heeeey! How y’all doin? This week we read some guestbook comments and discuss whether or not you should tell your friend you have a crush on them. We also discuss how much time you should spend with your significant other, John’s vagus nerve, and tons of other stuff!! Watch the episode and let us know if your vagus nerve is stimulated afterward!!

New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT!

Watch the episode on YouTube!
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Follow us!
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Twitch: ⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠
John:⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠
Tyler: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠

Got a question? Need advice? Email us!
[email protected]

Join our Discord
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Visit our website
⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠

Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music
Spotify: ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠
Apple Music: ⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠

About the show
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

Full credits at ⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠⁠
#gaycomedy #queercomedy #gaypodcast #gayhumor #lgbtq
...more
28min
July 07, 2026 We found a married man’s gay twitter account
Hello! This week we found a married man’s gay twitter account and these DL men are really going through it y’all. Also, we found out those cute bootleg squishy bao buns cause cancer! Wow! There’s a bunch more in this episode but you gotta watch/listen to find out what comes next!

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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

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