In an unplanned movie edition of the podcast, Joe talks a bunch of SHXT about movies largely due to King Kong playing in the background and not being assed to turn it off.

SHXT TALK RETURNS after a 4 month hiatus. I give a really in-depth explanation behind my absence. Haha, nah not really, because there's no reason beyond I just couldn't be effed and I know I want to effed again because I missed it! So here it is, me being effed again! I love being effed!

We're back in the studio after Joe's successful dick ensmallening surgery (he's down to a solid 8 inches!). We talk about how awkward it can be going out when you don't want to and the values Joe is teaching his younger brothers when it comes to pulling. It got hot, but that's mostly because of Auckland humidity. Today's Beats: Disco Yes.

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Due to some last minute travel, Joe couldn't make it to record this week but wanted to share an old episode in case anyone hadn't heard it before. It's CLASSIC SHXT, and this episode is with Guy Williams. Today's Beats: Summertime Magic.

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After some great classic riffs about sex and porn, we get a little more serious. It's about how we deal with failures, aim for success and deal with the murky middle ground within. Also the sound quality on one mic is obviously not great, this should be fixed by next week. Cheers. Today's Beats: Wet The Bed.

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It's the biggest episode of SHXT Talk EVER. We open with a special intro from Joe Daymond himself followed by a huge chat with the whole squad. We talk celebration boxes, earthquakes and that time of month. There's so many people on mic it's impossible to keep track (and apologies for audio quality). You'll just have to listen to see who made the cut. Today's Beats: Bootylicious.

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You know what Joe likes? Making love. You know what Joe likes even more? Committed relationships. You know what he likes most of all? This podcast. You know what we like to talk about, it's more s*x talk. A little more seriously this time. Tell us if you know the type of condom Joe is talking about. Today's Beats: Bellyache.

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Finally an episode that's less sex and more culture. This week's conversation is about being mixed raced, saying the N word, how cultures combine and we touch on conspiracy theories and the otherworldly. Plus Taylor Swift on a lime scooter. Beats: Kids See Ghosts.

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It's just the boys for another lad's episode of SHXT Talk. Joe whips out his downstairs afro, we talk about how bad old people can get and of course: Kanye. We also forgot to get a guest and forgot to record shirtless. Sorry. Let us know who you think is hotter between Damon and Affleck.

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Baboon Yodel's Renee Church returns to the podcast as it somehow gets even dirtier! Not suitable for sexy dads. Also: Joe refuses to talk directly into the microphone because he's too cool for it, and reveals the secret of getting any p*ssy you want.

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