This week, the guys discuss all things great, ranging from their new favorite Tour de France fugitive, to how Tom nearly killed his father with a Wiffle ball at the age of nine, and how Pope John Paul Revere warned American colonists that the British were coming. 

Food, food and more food. From the first 5 minutes to the last 30 seconds, Tom and Beef stay on the topic of food basically the entire episode. Ranging from gas station snacks to their death row final meal, even Olive Garden is brought up once again to see if it is still "fancy". 

While running through a list of hypotheticals, the guys touch on how Beef plans to go back in time and beat “Mike” Zuckerberg to the invention of Facebook, their worries of Bear Grylls and his urine drinking habits, and most importantly, becoming the first ever Podcastonauts.   

Tom and Beef recap their ignorance towards popular movies and shows, while deciding whether black cherry flavor is cheugy or not. Are we cheugy? Let us know because we have no idea what cheugy actually means.

Tom and Beef check in on their sponsorship deals and argue about who makes the dumber purchases, all while trying to cut back in their cursing. Spoiler alert... they don’t.

Welcome to the first chip of the Side of Guac Podcast. Tom and Beef discuss how they've entirely winged it into the podcast life. Seeking any sponsors, specifically Chipotle and our moms. Enjoy the episode.