Big news this week for Tom and Beef! Their 150 Cinnabon delight challenge has been funded, and they are going balls to the mouth!... Cinnabon Delight Balls... and Baja Blast of course. For two guys who are trying to watch what they eat, it probably doesn't help to talk about snack cakes for 20 minutes, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Beef doesn't fail to show once again how culturally ignorant he is while guessing the value of foreign currency, but don't worry, he pulled it back in with an extremely high effort snake draft performance to end the show.

We're taking this OSHA certification because this podcast is FIRE! The boys take flight for the first part of the episode talking aisle seats and exit rows. Beef complains about the amount of salt on his car this winter and is still struggling and has been whooped without receiving his new backpack yet. Can Tom convince everyone to gamble with everyday purchases? Then the boys wrap up the second half of the episode by answering some questions from the fans, and the classic segment, "Formal Apologies".

There's a slight detour in Episode 34 as Tom and Beef try to invent the new Shuttleware, the all-in-one silverware. Is there a single candle in any firehouse across America? Or would the Dalmations blow them out? Beef is rolling in the dough wining 20% of his gambling squares while Tom is unsuccessful in any random Instagram giveaway. Can the boys out-eat a professional eater? Then Tom and Beef wrap up with "Tough Pills to Swallow" and another snake draft of "worst texts to get from your mom".

Can you smell it? Tom and Beef rip into this episode talking about their favorite candles once again which somehow leads to the great establishments of candy stores. Then the boys discuss moving into 2022 versions of themselves as they pick up the habit of reading every day. Tom starts working out every morning while Beef continues to believe that people don't truly enjoy running. The back half of the episode is wrapped up with the first-ever bread review and the new segment, "Would you hit me in the face for this food?". Then last but not least, another edition of "It's time to stop."

Bringing in the New Year with another episode! The guys review some of their important New Years resolutions and Tom channels his inner David Goggins to give you some motivation of your own. This year is going to be exciting for Side of Guac. We're spanning the globe with our listeners and have exciting plans for the future. But don't worry! The guys still finish the episode with the fan favorite Formal Apologies and yet another Snake Draft battle. 

The Side of Guac is officially team AirPods. Another Uber story starts off this week's episode as Tom's Uber score most likely dropped. Is Tom a hero?!?! Beef's not convinced but Tom's Dad tried to defend the hero claim! The boys have a heated fight over nachos and then wrap up the episode with another snake draft of Matt Damon movies!

Merry Chrysler Podcastonauts! Santa (Beef) and his elf (Tom) are bringing their Christmas cheer this episode. From sharing their experience walking around town as Santa to discussing their favorite Christmas movies this episode is all Christmas. Where would your dream Christmas vacation spot be? Do you like giving or receiving gifts? And Santa Claus is the biggest lie of mankind. 

Lucky number 29! The boys have been out clubbing on Monday nights recently while the Pope is eating pizza and tweeting while pooping. Do you have a joke guy? Ask Tom's dad for his, maybe he'll be willing to share. The boys argue whether pizza is better dining in or taking out and also discuss whether or not they would be an Uber driver. Tom asks Beef to come up with 3 movie titles as he sketches out their new movie poster. The Boys wrap up the episode with another segment of "Tough Pills to Swallow". 

Beef and Tom are back this week looking festive as ever with their Christmas attire and new SoG hats! You'll be happy to hear that quite literally no one at work is thankful for Tom, and Beef won't shut up about how rich he is. Apart from these two idiots, who would you consider to be the most multi-talented person alive? Here's a hint... Not Bruno Mars. The episode is rounded out by yet another snake draft, but this week were talkin fried foods. Keep up on Insta to cast your vote on the winner!

How does your milk smell? The boys try to answer when a good time to throw out their expired food is, the taste and slowness of molasses, bring up their fast-food favorites and sodi-pops, and why people are drinking mud. A new segment is added this week of "Questions from the fans" where the boys discuss a few fan-submitted questions and go into some deep thinking about electricity and computers. Need your thoughts... should Tom add his boss on Snapchat?