This week, Tom discovers the one thing he’s been missing from his podcast setup… A lovely candle. On top of this, while testing their knowledge on car models, popes, and exotic fruits, the guys stumble upon their favorite celebrity of all time; Sarah Sparpino. 

This week is full of history and geography lessons as the guys recover from a long Labor Day weekend and show off just how little they know about the rest of the world. While touching on some current events, they mourn/celebrate the death of England’s most infamous domestic terrorist Alpaca. Unrelated, but has anyone heard from Sarah McLaughlin lately?

The boys are on one again sharing their stand-up comic experiences, trying to guess numbers of things in the world, funny Google searches, and have a phone call with Neil about WWE. 

The zoo, the next world war vs the bugs, and a few Aldi stories set the pace of the episode until the guys bring up burgers... let's just say things ended HOT arguing about how to eat and the construction of a hamburger. 

Well, they say 3rd times the charm right? The guys are off to a rough start with three tries at the intro, talk a little about baseball, bowling and their new business idea.

Tom and Beef are back at it again on their hot take scenarios! Whether it's debating who they would fight between 3,000 bees or a shark, if you'd fart in an office meeting for $500 and if they would take a pill to never have to sleep. 

Tom and Beef welcome on their second guest of the show, Beef's roommate Jim. Together the three don't stray far from "normal" by continuing to discuss their Chipotle love, Tom's trip to Dubuque for the weekend and how Jim might be a psychopath killer???

Beef and Tom go FAR OUT with their space talk in this episode... honestly not too far out barely getting to the edge of space by talking about elementary school projects, a giant space ship penis and their best Goodwill purchases. 

Tom and Beef mix it up this week with an alcohol free episode but are still on their same bullshit. Discussing and debating whether or not they'd take $4,000 to swim with sharks, their road trip habits, if they would try out for American Idol and wrap things up with their favorite Disney Channel Original Movies.

Tom and Beef host their first guest on the Side of Guac Pod! A good friend and fellow bullshitter, Chubbs joins the show and jumps right into the hot takes and crazy food thoughts including: warm pudding, cyanide, pig Latin, and a HOT debate on grilled cheese. 

This episode is NOT sponsored by Chubbs.